Bargain gunt

When you watch so much daytime TV (including Bargain Hunt) that you develop a gunt - Bargain Gunt

God I’m gaining so much weight watching all this daytime tv, I’ve got a right bargain gunt

by Vic BW June 26, 2025

Domino poo poo

(In the theme of the dominoes advert - Dominos hoo hoo)

I’ve just had a Dominos poo poo - When your poo smells like last nights Dominoes pizza

Blimey, I’ve just had a poo and it smells like last nights Dominoes pizza. I’ve had a Domino poo poo

by Vic BW June 26, 2025

HarryPooper

A poo that is magical.

My poo disappeared

My poo floats

My poo has more sons and daughters than Molly Weasley

Oh my god, my poo disappeared...I did a HarryPooper

by Vic BW October 16, 2020

Twinklemeat

It's your special lady garden

Another word for lady bits

Can I kiss your twinklemeat?

by Vic BW April 21, 2017

COV-eriod

The experience of having a period during the Coronavirus pandemic

I normally get a little angry when I’m due on my period but, I really want to punch you so hard in the face that you end up looking like Jackie Stallone. I think it’s a COV-eriod .

by Vic BW April 29, 2020

sludgewidge

The start and end of a period

Eugh I've just started my period. I've got such a sludgewidge

by Vic BW September 21, 2017