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XD

Originally used by anime-loving internet addicts, this face can express happiness and laughter, but is also frequently used when being flirtatious.
Net Girl: I gotta go. I'm gonna take a shower.
Net Guy: Mind if I join ya? XD
by Vertigo January 11, 2004
mugGet the XDmug.

Hustle Wit

1.To cheat out of an answer.
2.A book in the late 1960's by William Brakner describing technology.
3.To gangbang wisely.
1.Billy: No, I promise you 3+2 does not equal 5.
Jimmy: Are you just trying to hustle wit from me?
2.The hustle wit he had proved key in the drugdeal.
by Vertigo September 12, 2004
mugGet the Hustle Witmug.

cactus weasel

an adorably cute guy who hasn't shaved in a while
That cute Jesse didn't shave for a week - now he's a cactus weasel!
by Vertigo January 11, 2004
mugGet the cactus weaselmug.

otaku

fanatic; this Japanese word is used in the common language of anime fans to denote themselves.
She's more of an otaku than I could ever be; she's seen over 26 anime series!
by Vertigo September 2, 2002
mugGet the otakumug.

fauxgrammer

n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.
Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.
by vertigo February 22, 2006
mugGet the fauxgrammermug.

blorg

verb: the nicer cousin of "bash" and "pummel", it means to smack someone over the head with a gigantic wet noodle
If you don't shut up I'll blorg you to death!
by Vertigo January 9, 2004
mugGet the blorgmug.

oh mylanta

This odd phrase is similar to "oh my land," with the interesting addition of hailing the stomach-acid-reducing medicine.
Oh mylanta, it was bad!
by Vertigo September 2, 2002
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