I could tell Jon's mom knew no boundaries because getting fanny packed was just the opening volley in a night of depravity.
by vertigo August 06, 2008

Past-tense verb describing the action that occures when one intentionally or accidentally attacks and hurts themselves with their boobs
xxbrpunkfreakxx: I boobed myself with your shoulder
by Vertigo October 18, 2004


by Vertigo January 11, 2004

n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.
Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.
by vertigo February 22, 2006

verb: the nicer cousin of "bash" and "pummel", it means to smack someone over the head with a gigantic wet noodle
by Vertigo January 09, 2004

xxbrpunkfreakxx: yes well i must get some sleep and hopefully through my closed eyelids i may glimpse you and we can frolic through the halls of our high school belching the jepordy theme song together and then maybe ill wake up and we really will
Vertigo: OMFG I just SWOMK after reading that
Vertigo: OMFG I just SWOMK after reading that
by Vertigo October 18, 2004
