Vern's definitions

Poppin the Clutch

Its when you are getting head from a woman and you kick her in the stomach and blow your load all over her face.

Im in Jail now because i popped one too many clutches

by Vern July 22, 2004

PEBKAC

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair - Computer Troubleshooting error description

Felicia your computer is suffering a PEBKAC error...

by vern October 17, 2002

pervey

Related to perverted. Something that has a sexual connotation, especially in a slimey way.

That was such a PERVEY comment...you are SO nasty!

by Vern February 15, 2005

Sev

AN Ancient Roman General, who claims to have been born August 27, 221 BC.

Suspected to just be a wanker with no social life and delusions of sexxah-ness

fish Severn, College Station, Texas, USA.

by Vern December 5, 2003

vinegar

vin = wine in french

egar is a variant of english "eager"

eagar wine makes vinegar

by vern October 7, 2002

makin the beast with two backs

Face to face Sex... Yeahhhh Baaaaaaby

by Vern October 16, 2002

smagma

The liquid-like matter coming from one's penis when an infection occurs from being uncircumcised

The smagma showed he was unclean and infected, therefore I would not give him head.

by vern March 4, 2004