Verbal Platinum Princess's definitions

silicognac

A particularly fine set of fake breasts.

Whoa! Check out the swollen silicognac sweater sweets on that bitch!

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

loser cruiser

Unattractive vehicle.

Jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but I just laughed in his face.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

testicle festival

When all of the guests at a particular party are male.

Danny hoped his party would attract tons of hot local bitches, but as the night progressed it became clear that his living room had become a complete testicle festival.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

minimum pimping

When something really sucks.

That car Araminta is driving is so minimum pimping that I refuse to ride around in it.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

grape

To cop an unauthorized feel; to grope-rape.

After Desiree passed out, Simon totally graped her moron mountains.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

verbal platinum hit

Whenever someone says something significantly genius or awesome.

Sam: How was the party last night?
Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

choad rage

Anger which may be exhibited by a female whenever she discovers that a potential sexual partner has small genitalia.

Matt and I almost had sex last night, but one look at what he was packing and my choad rage got the best of me.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009