Crunchy Air

Also known as a rice cake. Eaten by supermodels and people on diets.

I broke my diet when i put peanutbutter on my "crunchy air"

by Vegas March 23, 2003

Gaping Asshole

Un-normally loose ass hole. Usually caused by ass spelunking

When someone gets pounded in the ass, they get a "Gaping Asshole"

by Vegas March 24, 2003

24 Hour Ebola

A sickness that occurs when you need to miss something like work or a test.

I told my boss i wouldn't be in today because i have a bad case of "24 hour ebola"

by Vegas March 23, 2003

Rake

A woman who takes all your money. Often your girlfriend or wife.

Bob wanted to know how i got the "Rake" to let me out of the house Friday night.

by Vegas March 23, 2003

Tramp Stamp

A tattoo above a woman's ass crack.

Her pants were so low cut, you could see her tramp stamp.

by Vegas March 22, 2003

squak

slang for vagina

I pulled down her panties to get a closer look at the "squak"

by Vegas March 22, 2003

Punch a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean dump.

I actually have left partys because I had to "Punch a Grumpy"

by Vegas March 23, 2003