Vegas's definitions

My Dad

Something that is really cool.

This chocolate cake is "My Dad".

by Vegas March 23, 2003

hate paste

semen

I covered that hoe with my hate paste... Then i slapped her in the face with my shlong

by vegas May 25, 2003

Punch a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean dump.

I actually have left partys because I had to "Punch a Grumpy"

by Vegas March 23, 2003

Dry Bone

To Fuck without lubricants

She wanted me to use the KY, but i'd rather "Dry Bone" her browneye.

by Vegas March 23, 2003

kung fu

A generic term for any particilar skill, technical ability, talent, etc.

"I've seen that guy's work before; it's excellent. He's got good kung fu"

by Vegas February 5, 2005

Gaping Asshole

Un-normally loose ass hole. Usually caused by ass spelunking

When someone gets pounded in the ass, they get a "Gaping Asshole"

by Vegas March 24, 2003

Crunchy Air

Also known as a rice cake. Eaten by supermodels and people on diets.

I broke my diet when i put peanutbutter on my "crunchy air"

by Vegas March 23, 2003