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year 2006, frosh at Oberlin College. My teammate's older brother rolled a blunt laced with Xanax. I did not know what Xanax was at the time. We smoked the blunt, and I got high as monkey nuts. I could barely see straight and start mumbling about anthrax blunts not yet familiar enough with the word Xanax. Long story medium, I stumbled the mile home. I unlocked my door. I lay on my bed. Dizzy as fuck, but not paranoid or anything like that. "Fuck.." I probably said out loud. On my laptop, there was this mixtape by DJ Scoob Do and lil Wayne playing. My son definitely has a tigger one. Don't know if I gave him scooby doo. You know the backpacks that have the animal as the backpack? First saw them in East Palo Alto. Anywayz, I have a yoda one too. But, I digress. So my girlfriend at the time comes in out of nowhere with a prospie high school student who was staying with her. She wanted to wear my scooby do backpack. I was sprawled out on my bed peacefully. "Don't take my scooby do backpack!" I mumble yelled. She took the pack anyways and was out the door. I snapped out of my daze just in time to tiger snatch the backpack of her back. My arm shot into the hallway just in time to save scooby doo. Unfortunately, she feel to the floor and looked rather embarrassed. "I told you not to take my scooby doo backpack." I said. She left; I went to sleep. It was all good. My roommate witnessed it. That was the last time I smoked an anthrax blunt. I date that girl/woman for a while. The end.
"Don't try to gaffle scooby doo whenst I'm off an anthrax blunt."
by Dillard Vance May 17, 2019
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To fucking pound that bitch hard will your dick is throbbing to make her not want that dick anymore cuz it's so good and it did so many things to her
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Im going to thrax that bitch so hard tonight, that she will regret everything
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Thrax is the kickass virus from Osmosis Jones. His street name is 'El Muerte Rojo' or 'The Red Death'. This badass doesn't give a fuck about who he kills, wears a bitchin' trench coat, and is voiced by Morpheus(Lawrence Fishbourne). He goes into a human, steals a DNA bead from their hypothalamus gland to add to his chain, and leaves the human and all thirteen trillion cells to die. Also he has a long claw, which glows and causes things to burn up, and organisms to spontaneously combust. Even though he is hella grotesque looking, he's suave and sexy, chicks dig Thrax.
Watcher 1: Holy shit! Did you see Thrax just stab that mother fucker?
Watcher 2: Hell yeah! That bitch's ass is getting fried!

Fangirl: I think I'm in love...With Thrax.
Fangirl's Friend: ...You're in love with a germ?
Fangirl: VIRUS!
by EvilCopepod May 26, 2009
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