For companies, they want DEI because they think it makes them look good and "inclusive", but in reality they're choosing inexperienced/undereducated employees instead of people who actually know what the fuck they're doing. Choosing someone who knows what they're doing, whether they have unique personal traits or not can save a life. DEI put people in danger and led to skilled workers being either underemployed/unemployed/settling for customer service out of deperation.
In Phineas and Ferb, DEI means: Doofenshmirtz's Evil Incorporated, which has nothing to do with hiring standards, it's just a catchy name/jingle.
In Phineas and Ferb, DEI means: Doofenshmirtz's Evil Incorporated, which has nothing to do with hiring standards, it's just a catchy name/jingle.
by Vampira Andres June 05, 2025
"Feminists" who want all men to die, and are a laughing stock for normal women
How you can usually identify them:
•They won't shut the fuck up about how all men are supposedly "evil"/"rapists"
•Is a bitch to everyone who even SLIGHTLY disagrees with her
•Low IQ
•Wasted her college years on useless shit like gender studies instead of studying USEFUL things like chemistry or engineering
•A permanent angry look on their face
•They almost never laugh/smile
•They smell like a litter box, yeast infection, sewage, and/or sweat (due to bad hygiene and not doing laundry)
•Severe acne (due to a high fat diet and bad hygiene)
•Bad haircuts
•Bright colored hair dye
•Wears tacky and smelly clothes with no bra
•Hairy armpits and legs
•Fat (not curvy, just a blob)
•Shit personality
•Car covered in Communism stickers among others
How you can usually identify them:
•They won't shut the fuck up about how all men are supposedly "evil"/"rapists"
•Is a bitch to everyone who even SLIGHTLY disagrees with her
•Low IQ
•Wasted her college years on useless shit like gender studies instead of studying USEFUL things like chemistry or engineering
•A permanent angry look on their face
•They almost never laugh/smile
•They smell like a litter box, yeast infection, sewage, and/or sweat (due to bad hygiene and not doing laundry)
•Severe acne (due to a high fat diet and bad hygiene)
•Bad haircuts
•Bright colored hair dye
•Wears tacky and smelly clothes with no bra
•Hairy armpits and legs
•Fat (not curvy, just a blob)
•Shit personality
•Car covered in Communism stickers among others
Not every woman is a feminazi, and not every man is an asshole.
- the woman who made this definition
If you're a feminazi, please stay away from me.
- the woman who made this definition
If you're a feminazi, please stay away from me.
by Vampira Andres May 17, 2025
A rich girl who wears designer outfits and fucks all the boys on every sports team at the school, fucking a different one every night. She usually bullies girls like me because I'm pale and dress in black most of the time. She's minipulitive, spoiled, mean, rude, and a terrible excuse for a human being. She's generally the main cause for female suicide, drug abuse, or alcohol addiction at her school. I'm lucky nobody at my school is like this. She also spreads lies about people she doesn't like, wears TOO MUCH makeup, gets plastic surgery/ Botox done every week to keep herself looking like a living Barbie while the rest of the girls look real, and she'll also bleach her hair and go to the tanning salon.
Me: (minding my own business)
Bitch: OMG, look at her, total fashion failure!
Me: (wearing more clothes than her) Have you looked in the mirror lately, because you look like a Cheeto with hardly any clothes on.
Bitch: You're wearing all that because you're fat.
Me: I'll have you know that I'm actually very slim and can kick your fucking bitch ass into next week you whore!
Bitch: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT! (slaps me)
Me: (stands up from sitting on the bench, punches her plastic surgened nose, breaking it, then kicks her chest, popping one of the breast implants)
Bitch: (attempts to punch me, tears streaming down her face, blood oozing from fake nose)
Me: (grabs fist, puts her in straight arm bar and breaks arm)
Bitch: ( screams in pain)
then the principle calls our parents, her parents file lawsuit, my parents praise me for self defense then proceed to win lawsuit.
Bitch: OMG, look at her, total fashion failure!
Me: (wearing more clothes than her) Have you looked in the mirror lately, because you look like a Cheeto with hardly any clothes on.
Bitch: You're wearing all that because you're fat.
Me: I'll have you know that I'm actually very slim and can kick your fucking bitch ass into next week you whore!
Bitch: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT! (slaps me)
Me: (stands up from sitting on the bench, punches her plastic surgened nose, breaking it, then kicks her chest, popping one of the breast implants)
Bitch: (attempts to punch me, tears streaming down her face, blood oozing from fake nose)
Me: (grabs fist, puts her in straight arm bar and breaks arm)
Bitch: ( screams in pain)
then the principle calls our parents, her parents file lawsuit, my parents praise me for self defense then proceed to win lawsuit.
by Vampira Andres April 27, 2018
A dumb fuck who gets offended by everything. You usually see them toppling statues and vandalizing historical landmarks/monuments because they are somehow seen as racist instead of part of state/national history. They also have a tendency to start shit with people on the internet for simply disagreeing with them.
by Vampira Andres June 03, 2025
by Vampira Andres November 16, 2017
Seagulls: Mine mine mine!
by Vampira Andres January 30, 2019
There are 10 things that can cause an ass explosion:
1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)
Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:
Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)
Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:
Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
by Vampira Andres May 29, 2023