footstool

Very recently it has become a new slang word for the bald head of a man that women (usually a spouse or girlfriend) use to rest their feet on while watching tv or just lounging. It is actually very therapeutic.

Last night I rested my feet and painted my toenails on Alberto's smooth footstool while he was watching the game.

by Valinda November 02, 2006

bald-headed

A hipper, sexier way of describing a man with no hair. But it can also be a more amusing or insulting term to depict bald men as well.

Bald-headed men are often very sexy and masculine.

by Valinda November 01, 2006

Old Baldy

A derogatory term used to describe an older bald-headed man (i.e. a father, professor or boss) that is obstinate or settled in his way of thinking.

Girl, I would go to the party tonight but Old Baldy has me on lockdown.

by Valinda November 02, 2006

chia pet

A bald-headed man, who unexpectedly to his acquaintances, grows back his hair.

Girl, have you seen Pedro lately? He needs a haircut bad. he's starting to look like a chia pet.

by Valinda November 01, 2006

clean head

A clean head is a bald-headed man, who is completely bald and shiny.

The clean head sitting in front of me is causing some serious glare in my eyes.

by Valinda November 02, 2006