Definitions by Valinda

baldhead 

Obviously someone who doesn't have a lick of hair on his head.

A baldhead asked me out last night but I was busy washing my hair.

baldhead by Valinda November 1, 2006

chia pet 

A bald-headed man, who unexpectedly to his acquaintances, grows back his hair.

Girl, have you seen Pedro lately? He needs a haircut bad. he's starting to look like a chia pet.

chia pet by Valinda November 1, 2006

dots 

barely visible, fingerprint-like hairs on a male's head (like a shadow).

That cute little black boy just got his head shaved for the summer and now has dots.

dots by Valinda November 1, 2006

shadow 

A type of look on a bald-headed man whose scalp is no longer completely clean but still doesn't actually have hair that can be seen to the casual observer.

Vin Diesel is usually not completely bald but frequently wears a shadow.

shadow by Valinda November 1, 2006

bald-headed 

A hipper, sexier way of describing a man with no hair. But it can also be a more amusing or insulting term to depict bald men as well.

Bald-headed men are often very sexy and masculine.

bald-headed by Valinda November 1, 2006