not gay

Declaration; a phrase that is shouted out loud by a straight man when he does something gay.

Brad slapped Ted on the ass in the shower room and then yelled "Not gay!" to prove indefinitely that he was not, in fact, gay.

by Valigarmander August 28, 2007

fat sigh

The labored sigh that fat people make whenever they sit down, stand up, pick up something heavy, climb a short flight of stairs, reach for something on a high shelf, etc.

Louie Anderson let out a fat sigh as he plopped down onto the sofa.

by Valigarmander May 02, 2011

kaizo

1. (改造) Japanese word meaning "modded" or "hacked".
2. A genre of ridiculously difficult video game hacks that tend to feature a lot of trial-and-error gameplay. Named for the Super Mario World ROM hack "Kaizo Mario World".
3. Anything resembling a kaizo hack in difficulty.

1 & 2. "Have you tried Kaizo Pac-Man yet? It's pretty intense."
3. "Shit, this game is really kaizo."

by Valigarmander April 03, 2013

wenk

Noun; a pseudo-lesbian with enormous breasts.

Verb; to turn a straight girl gay with enormous breasts.

"Jessica is such a wenk."

"She uses her tits to wenk other girls."

by Valigarmander August 27, 2007

booty scootie

When a dog sits down and drags its butt along the ground.

Eww, Pluto's doing the booty scootie on the new Berber carpet!

by Valigarmander July 11, 2011

raw dog assassin

A man who refuses to wear a rubber while having sex.

Condom? Naw girl, I'm a raw dog assassin.

by valigarmander March 16, 2012

the Ryu

A lame dance consisting of standing in one spot and bouncing on your heels with your arms raised at chest level, ala Ryu's idle stance in Street Fighter. Popular at raves.

The awkward kid did "the Ryu" by himself in the corner of room at the party.

by valigarmander August 26, 2011