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Definitions by Valher

KILLER SANCHEZ 

The act of fisting a girls asshole during sexual relations, in a somewhat uncomfortable to painful manner (depends on how loose they are) and then wiping the fecal matter on her face, below nose above top lip. It is also known jokingly as the fist of death or ass-punch or anus-fist-lunge you get the point.
Bob-I gave my girlfriend a killer sanchez last night.
Jay-Holy shit
Bob-exactly, pardon the pun lol, its hard to do though, kinda like trying to fit your hand into a bracelet that is 5 sizes too small
KILLER SANCHEZ by Valher November 4, 2009

Herpaganaciphilitis 

1. A terrible and embarrassing STD which includes Herpes, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis... basically ensuring that once you have it, you will be lonely for the rest of your life.
Man that guy got Herpaganaciphilitis from that Hoebag!
Thats must suck... poor bastard.
Herpaganaciphilitis by Valher November 3, 2009

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

1 A monkey that lives up someones rectum! do not attempt to interact with them.
Haha that Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey is going home dude, run man hes got his sights on your asshole.
1 Own to the fullest extent of humanly possible abilities
2. To dominate, be godlike, in comparison to others at any specific thing, ex. video games, sports etc
I Pwn stupid n00bs like you douchebag.
Pwn by Valher November 3, 2009

BOANTHROPY 

1. A strange condition in which a person, usually male, begins to lose their sanity, eventually beginning to believe themselves to be an ox.
That dude was diagnosed with Boanthropy the other day.
No wonder, his mom's a cow.
BOANTHROPY by Valher November 3, 2009

PERISTEROPHOBIA 

A word that means the fear of pigeons, if this words applies to you, that probably also shows where the word "chicken-shit" originated.
That dude has PERISTEROPHOBIA.
What a useless chicken-shit.
PERISTEROPHOBIA by Valher November 3, 2009

BESCUMBER 

Can you imagine what Bescumber means? I tried really hard but, couldn't.

It means in its exact definition (I take no credit for it): bescumber is just one of many words in the English language that basically mean “to spray with poo”. These are: BEDUNG, BERAY, IMMERD, SHARNY, and the good ol’ SHITTEN. In special cases, you can use BEMUTE (specifically means to drop poo on someone from great height), SHARD-BORN (born in dung), and FIMICOLOUS (living and growing on crap)
WTF that dude just bescumbered you!
BESCUMBER by Valher November 3, 2009