Definitions by VICKI KARMA

KARMARICAL 

The mathematics that karma and the forces that bind it will come back and bite you on the bum.

p1. Did you hear that Johnny got sued for feefing code for his website.

p2. No but its Karmarical that he did because that is a fundamental no no.

KARMARICAL by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006

SO NEWS 

When you hear something otherwise unheard of by you and/or the general public. It is momentarily classified as 'so news'

Don: Why are you eating fried food before the exam? Did you not know that the ability to think is controlled by what you eat?

Ron: No i didnt that is so news to me...but peh, who cares!

Don:rolleyes:

SO NEWS by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006

OFFLINE

A person who has no idea about anything and has never tried to understand.

Person says:
I tried to tell him how to work the computer but he plainly refused. He thinks its too hard. He's offline.

OFFLINE by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006

gigged out 

When you have done more than your fair share of work or play, on any given occassion.

What a day! BDO 06 was huge...by the end of the day i was so gigged out i fell asleep as soon as i got home.

gigged out by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006

NARST 

A word to describe something terrible and ultimatley in bad taste.

--Did you see that...ewwww!

---Yeahr...that was narst!

NARST by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006

what but why 

A question to show someone that you did hear them but are wondering why they even said or did the stated in the first place.

Typically spoken with tonality or discust. And the Y is noted and pitched to emphasise the retoric of the question.

It ends up sounding like...What...but why.eye!

Did you know that i 'enter something viol and discusting'!

What but why!

what but why by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006

omnicon

Someone who can go from being a nice person into a deceptive opportunist with in nano seconds. One minute they are your best friend, the next they are walking off with the copyright draft of your first novel.

You never know someone is an omnicon beause they are deceptivley friendly and decisive in their plans. An omnicon could very well be classed as a visionary but due to their criminally minded behaviour and outlook, they are never referred to by anything less than opportunist.

How did your house painting go?
well it didnt really, the tradesman turned out to be an "omnicon", i came home to find to find the place emptied out.

omnicon by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006