COCK

Another word for Penis, usually used as a slang when talking dirty. Mostly used by gutter-slappers and pornstars.

The word was never really that cool and lost any remaining substance when it was pathetically used by the loser poor excuse for a human, who exploited mi lil friend Paris Hilton in the unauthorised movie

Origin - The word cock was derived back in the day when everyone had a chook pen in their backyard. When the chickens awoke to the morning light, they would go 'cock-a-doodle-do'. This (depending on the amount of alcohol consumed the night before) would co-incide with the male morning glory. Thus, the word cock and the word doodle were coined as the new names for all the young fella's who live downstairs.
get your cock out of my face...i am trying to watch tv
by VICKI KARMA April 16, 2006
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omnicon

Someone who can go from being a nice person into a deceptive opportunist with in nano seconds. One minute they are your best friend, the next they are walking off with the copyright draft of your first novel.

You never know someone is an omnicon beause they are deceptivley friendly and decisive in their plans. An omnicon could very well be classed as a visionary but due to their criminally minded behaviour and outlook, they are never referred to by anything less than opportunist.
How did your house painting go?
well it didnt really, the tradesman turned out to be an "omnicon", i came home to find to find the place emptied out.
by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006
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URBAN DIC

Someone who spends far too much time adding words into the Urban Dictionary
'That a good one for the self proclaimed urban dic'
by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006
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what but why

A question to show someone that you did hear them but are wondering why they even said or did the stated in the first place.

Typically spoken with tonality or discust. And the Y is noted and pitched to emphasise the retoric of the question.

It ends up sounding like...What...but why.eye!
Did you know that i 'enter something viol and discusting'!

What but why!
by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006
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TEST

Everything that is put in front of you during any given day.
How was your day?
Testing!...but i did well at not passing every test!...Hope i get a better run tomorrow.
by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006
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GIG ME UP

When someobody asks if you know something and they're obviously about to tell you. You answer 'Gig me up'...meaning load me up with information. It's prose relating to the term gig stick.
Thinker: Did you know that Ed Witten created the M theory which is basically the formula for magic?

Minion: No! Gig me up, what's the go with that?

Thinker: Yeah, everything you think has the possibly to manifest into Matter, :. goal setting is now a science.

Minion: Wow, so that's why we get a trophy if we win a race!

Thinker: My minion, you are learning, this is correct, every dream has a material counterpart. You don't get nothing for something, just like you can't something for nothing.
by Vicki Karma November 08, 2008
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gutter-slapper

A person, usualy female with a very obscene vocabulary who sleeps with the lowest form of human beings for free.

A gutter-slapper is usually defined as being on drugs with no moral fibre or substance.

Gutter-slappers are regarded as the riff-raff of the community, however they play an important role in the todays culture, as they are becoming one of the fastest growing sports for ugly people. :) without gutter-slappers in our community, there would be a lot of bored unsexxed ugly people.
check out her eye makeup...it makes her look like a gutter-slapper...eeewwwwwww
by VICKI KARMA March 30, 2006
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