Definitions by VAKI5

junts

1. A collection of juices. As in, I am going to go to the store to buy more junts.
2. Groceries, in general. As in, I am going to go to the store to buy more junts.

Shoot, we're out of junts. Well, I guess I am going to go to the store to buy more junts.

junts by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

junk in the trunk 

A large bottom, especially when the person attached otherwise attractive.

She is pretty cute, but she's got a lot of junk in the trunk after eating dorm food all year.

junk in the trunk by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

jungle juice 

A collection of all the alchohol you can get mixed into a jug when you can't get enough of one certain kind.

We ran out of hooch, so Ernie and I made up a batch of jungle juice to go around.

jungle juice by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Jumping someone elses train 

Copying someone elses style, or just agreeing with what they say and believe to fit in.

What a jerk. Tom started wearing his hat backwards like John, just so he would like him. He is jumping John's train.

Jumping someone elses train by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

junioritis 

The sleep-deprived, zombie-like disease of a high-school junior who has overdosed on AP or honors classes and extracurriculars.
A person with junioritis exhibits characteristic tendencies such as caffeine dependence, poor posture, a bleak social life, and basic hatred for anyone without homework. Used as a noun or occasionally as an expletive, if said with enthusiasm.

I was up until three this morning writing an argumentative essay and studying for an AP history exam.
I've got horrible junioritis.
OR Junioritis! Who the heck drank all the Pepsi?

junioritis by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

jump the shark

The precise moment when you know a tv show, rock band, or actor has gone downhill.

The Brady Bunch jumped the shark the day Cousin Oliver joined the cast.

jump the shark by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Jumanji 

This word is an accidental bastardization of too much, often exclaimed when playing pool after one has overdone the speed or spin of a shot.

I can win the game with this shot...JUMANJI! I should have used less spin

Jumanji by VAKI5 May 8, 2005