UwUdick's definitions

Karen

You guessed it, the soccer mom. Karen is typically seen taking her son Timothy to baseball practice, making a wedding board on Pinterest and asking “where’s the manager?!”

Store employee: Oh no there’s another Karen...

Karen: Where’s the manager!?

by UwUdick March 5, 2019

Keili

That one chick who falls in love with every girl she sees, watch out boys Keili is about to steal your bitch

Boyfriend: Babe let’s go the other way

Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: She’s Keili, she is going to steal you

by UwUdick March 5, 2019

Jasmine

That one high school girl who’s always snatching people’s mans

Guy: There’s jasmine, maybe she will love me

by UwUdick March 5, 2019

Walter

An old man who sits at a diner and tells you his war stories

Walter: back in my day... we used to read newspapers instead of TV

by UwUdick March 5, 2019

Shakiah

That one bitch who will steal your vodka bottle and Chung it all, she’s always the one to bring alcohol to every single occasion. Catch her twerking on a coffee table

Guy: can we get drinks for the party tonight?
Girl: Ask Shakiah

by UwUdick March 5, 2019

Tayler

We are never ever, ever getting back together
We are never ever, ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever, ever, ever getting back together
Like, ever

Oh no it’s that one bitch Tayler again, we are never getting back together

by UwUdick March 5, 2019

Scott

Your typical white heterosexual privileged white man. If you identify as a gender fluid furry he will make you into a huge meme and he will secretly post you on his meme account and he will get a lot of likes.

Guy: wow what an American! That sure is Scott for ya! God bless

by UwUdick March 4, 2019