That one chick who falls in love with every girl she sees, watch out boys Keili is about to steal your bitch
Boyfriend: Babe let’s go the other way
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: She’s Keili, she is going to steal you
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: She’s Keili, she is going to steal you
by UwUdick March 06, 2019
NOAH: When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?
by UwUdick March 07, 2019
A bad thicc bitch. She will threaten you for pie with her Russian accent. You may see her and think she is beautiful, good for you, just try to get past her dad who is also Russian.
Guy: Who’s that cutie over there?
Girl: that’s Kim, you better watch out or she’ll rip your head off
Girl: that’s Kim, you better watch out or she’ll rip your head off
by UwUdick March 06, 2019
That one bitch who will steal your vodka bottle and Chung it all, she’s always the one to bring alcohol to every single occasion. Catch her twerking on a coffee table
by UwUdick March 06, 2019
A sad soul who finds life in the game of Minecraft, he features blue hair swept over his face. A basic man who will make horrible puns
by UwUdick March 06, 2019
That one girl who gives you the death stare in the middle of class. Sends shivers down your spine, bodies aching all the time.
by UwUdick March 06, 2019
That one guy who comes to school only one every two weeks. We don’t know how he stays enrolled, maybe it’s befaus people bribe him with pickles to stay.
by UwUdick March 07, 2019