UwUdick's definitions

Kim

A bad thicc bitch. She will threaten you for pie with her Russian accent. You may see her and think she is beautiful, good for you, just try to get past her dad who is also Russian.

Guy: Who’s that cutie over there?
Girl: that’s Kim, you better watch out or she’ll rip your head off

by UwUdick March 5, 2019

Luke

That one guy who comes to school only one every two weeks. We don’t know how he stays enrolled, maybe it’s befaus people bribe him with pickles to stay.

Guy: Where’s Luke?

Girl: Do you even know him? He’s never at school dumb ass

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

Walter

An old man who sits at a diner and tells you his war stories

Walter: back in my day... we used to read newspapers instead of TV

by UwUdick March 5, 2019

Shakiah

That one bitch who will steal your vodka bottle and Chung it all, she’s always the one to bring alcohol to every single occasion. Catch her twerking on a coffee table

Guy: can we get drinks for the party tonight?
Girl: Ask Shakiah

by UwUdick March 5, 2019

Emmy

Her name sounds sweet doesn’t it? Well don’t judge a book by its cover, she’s that athletic dominate girl who will take charge by spiking a volly ball at your face.

Girl: Omg here comes Emmy! Run
Guy: Why? Emmy is so sweet

Girl: SHE WILL DOMINATE YOU!!!

by UwUdick March 5, 2019

Scott

Your typical white heterosexual privileged white man. If you identify as a gender fluid furry he will make you into a huge meme and he will secretly post you on his meme account and he will get a lot of likes.

Guy: wow what an American! That sure is Scott for ya! God bless

by UwUdick March 4, 2019

Tayler

We are never ever, ever getting back together
We are never ever, ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever, ever, ever getting back together
Like, ever

Oh no it’s that one bitch Tayler again, we are never getting back together

by UwUdick March 5, 2019