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Definitions by UwUdick

You guessed it, the soccer mom. Karen is typically seen taking her son Timothy to baseball practice, making a wedding board on Pinterest and asking “where’s the manager?!”
Store employee: Oh no there’s another Karen...

Karen: Where’s the manager!?
Karen by UwUdick March 5, 2019
That one chick who falls in love with every girl she sees, watch out boys Keili is about to steal your bitch
Boyfriend: Babe let’s go the other way

Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: She’s Keili, she is going to steal you
Keili by UwUdick March 5, 2019
That one high school girl who’s always snatching people’s mans
Guy: There’s jasmine, maybe she will love me
Jasmine by UwUdick March 5, 2019
An old man who sits at a diner and tells you his war stories
Walter: back in my day... we used to read newspapers instead of TV
Walter by UwUdick March 5, 2019
That one bitch who will steal your vodka bottle and Chung it all, she’s always the one to bring alcohol to every single occasion. Catch her twerking on a coffee table
Guy: can we get drinks for the party tonight?
Girl: Ask Shakiah
Shakiah by UwUdick March 5, 2019
We are never ever, ever getting back together
We are never ever, ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever, ever, ever getting back together
Like, ever
Oh no it’s that one bitch Tayler again, we are never getting back together
Tayler by UwUdick March 5, 2019
Your typical white heterosexual privileged white man. If you identify as a gender fluid furry he will make you into a huge meme and he will secretly post you on his meme account and he will get a lot of likes.
Guy: wow what an American! That sure is Scott for ya! God bless
Scott by UwUdick March 4, 2019