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Jasmine

That one high school girl who’s always snatching people’s mans
Guy: There’s jasmine, maybe she will love me
by UwUdick March 5, 2019
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Axel

A sad soul who finds life in the game of Minecraft, he features blue hair swept over his face. A basic man who will make horrible puns
Guy: I want to play Minecraft

Girl: You’re such an Axel
by UwUdick March 5, 2019
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Tysen

Not the chicken brand but the bitchiest boy, Tysen. Don’t underestimate him, Tysen is full of memes and will always be sure to assert is dominance along with popular fortnite dances.
Guy: Who’s that loser doing that fornite dance over there?

Guy2: Oh that’s just Tysen
by UwUdick March 5, 2019
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Ally

That one girl who gives you the death stare in the middle of class. Sends shivers down your spine, bodies aching all the time.
Guy: Bro why does that girl scare me so much?
Guy2: Oh that’s just Ally
by UwUdick March 5, 2019
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Noah

He’s the one screaming My Chemical Romance lyrics while wrestling that one stuck up jock.
NOAH: When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?
by UwUdick March 6, 2019
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Karen

You guessed it, the soccer mom. Karen is typically seen taking her son Timothy to baseball practice, making a wedding board on Pinterest and asking “where’s the manager?!”
Store employee: Oh no there’s another Karen...

Karen: Where’s the manager!?
by UwUdick March 5, 2019
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Keili

That one chick who falls in love with every girl she sees, watch out boys Keili is about to steal your bitch
Boyfriend: Babe let’s go the other way

Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: She’s Keili, she is going to steal you
by UwUdick March 5, 2019
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