Noah

He’s the one screaming My Chemical Romance lyrics while wrestling that one stuck up jock.
NOAH: When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?
by UwUdick March 06, 2019
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Karen

You guessed it, the soccer mom. Karen is typically seen taking her son Timothy to baseball practice, making a wedding board on Pinterest and asking “where’s the manager?!”
Store employee: Oh no there’s another Karen...

Karen: Where’s the manager!?
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Jasmine

That one high school girl who’s always snatching people’s mans
Guy: There’s jasmine, maybe she will love me
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Scott

Your typical white heterosexual privileged white man. If you identify as a gender fluid furry he will make you into a huge meme and he will secretly post you on his meme account and he will get a lot of likes.
Guy: wow what an American! That sure is Scott for ya! God bless
by UwUdick March 04, 2019
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Tysen

Not the chicken brand but the bitchiest boy, Tysen. Don’t underestimate him, Tysen is full of memes and will always be sure to assert is dominance along with popular fortnite dances.
Guy: Who’s that loser doing that fornite dance over there?

Guy2: Oh that’s just Tysen
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Keili

That one chick who falls in love with every girl she sees, watch out boys Keili is about to steal your bitch
Boyfriend: Babe let’s go the other way

Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: She’s Keili, she is going to steal you
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Walter

An old man who sits at a diner and tells you his war stories
Walter: back in my day... we used to read newspapers instead of TV
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