Definitions by UwUdick

Luke 

That one guy who comes to school only one every two weeks. We don’t know how he stays enrolled, maybe it’s befaus people bribe him with pickles to stay.

Guy: Where’s Luke?

Girl: Do you even know him? He’s never at school dumb ass

Luke by UwUdick March 6, 2019

Noah 

He’s the one screaming My Chemical Romance lyrics while wrestling that one stuck up jock.

NOAH: When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?

Noah by UwUdick March 6, 2019

Axel

A sad soul who finds life in the game of Minecraft, he features blue hair swept over his face. A basic man who will make horrible puns

Guy: I want to play Minecraft

Girl: You’re such an Axel

Axel by UwUdick March 5, 2019

Tysen 

Not the chicken brand but the bitchiest boy, Tysen. Don’t underestimate him, Tysen is full of memes and will always be sure to assert is dominance along with popular fortnite dances.

Guy: Who’s that loser doing that fornite dance over there?

Guy2: Oh that’s just Tysen

Tysen by UwUdick March 5, 2019

Ally 

That one girl who gives you the death stare in the middle of class. Sends shivers down your spine, bodies aching all the time.

Guy: Bro why does that girl scare me so much?
Guy2: Oh that’s just Ally

Ally by UwUdick March 5, 2019

Kim 

A bad thicc bitch. She will threaten you for pie with her Russian accent. You may see her and think she is beautiful, good for you, just try to get past her dad who is also Russian.

Guy: Who’s that cutie over there?
Girl: that’s Kim, you better watch out or she’ll rip your head off

Kim by UwUdick March 5, 2019

Emmy 

Her name sounds sweet doesn’t it? Well don’t judge a book by its cover, she’s that athletic dominate girl who will take charge by spiking a volly ball at your face.

Girl: Omg here comes Emmy! Run
Guy: Why? Emmy is so sweet

Girl: SHE WILL DOMINATE YOU!!!

Emmy by UwUdick March 5, 2019