14 definitions by UwUdick

Scott

Your typical white heterosexual privileged white man. If you identify as a gender fluid furry he will make you into a huge meme and he will secretly post you on his meme account and he will get a lot of likes.

Guy: wow what an American! That sure is Scott for ya! God bless

by UwUdick March 5, 2019

Karen

You guessed it, the soccer mom. Karen is typically seen taking her son Timothy to baseball practice, making a wedding board on Pinterest and asking “where’s the manager?!”

Store employee: Oh no there’s another Karen...

Karen: Where’s the manager!?

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

Emmy

Her name sounds sweet doesn’t it? Well don’t judge a book by its cover, she’s that athletic dominate girl who will take charge by spiking a volly ball at your face.

Girl: Omg here comes Emmy! Run
Guy: Why? Emmy is so sweet

Girl: SHE WILL DOMINATE YOU!!!

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

Jasmine

That one high school girl who’s always snatching people’s mans

Guy: There’s jasmine, maybe she will love me

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

Ally

That one girl who gives you the death stare in the middle of class. Sends shivers down your spine, bodies aching all the time.

Guy: Bro why does that girl scare me so much?
Guy2: Oh that’s just Ally

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

Walter

An old man who sits at a diner and tells you his war stories

Walter: back in my day... we used to read newspapers instead of TV

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

Tayler

We are never ever, ever getting back together
We are never ever, ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever, ever, ever getting back together
Like, ever

Oh no it’s that one bitch Tayler again, we are never getting back together

by UwUdick March 6, 2019