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That one guy who comes to school only one every two weeks. We don’t know how he stays enrolled, maybe it’s befaus people bribe him with pickles to stay.
Guy: Where’s Luke?

Girl: Do you even know him? He’s never at school dumb ass
Luke by UwUdick March 6, 2019
He’s the one screaming My Chemical Romance lyrics while wrestling that one stuck up jock.
NOAH: When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?
Noah by UwUdick March 6, 2019
A sad soul who finds life in the game of Minecraft, he features blue hair swept over his face. A basic man who will make horrible puns
Guy: I want to play Minecraft

Girl: You’re such an Axel
Axel by UwUdick March 5, 2019
Not the chicken brand but the bitchiest boy, Tysen. Don’t underestimate him, Tysen is full of memes and will always be sure to assert is dominance along with popular fortnite dances.
Guy: Who’s that loser doing that fornite dance over there?

Guy2: Oh that’s just Tysen
Tysen by UwUdick March 5, 2019
Her name sounds sweet doesn’t it? Well don’t judge a book by its cover, she’s that athletic dominate girl who will take charge by spiking a volly ball at your face.
Girl: Omg here comes Emmy! Run
Guy: Why? Emmy is so sweet

Girl: SHE WILL DOMINATE YOU!!!
Emmy by UwUdick March 5, 2019
A bad thicc bitch. She will threaten you for pie with her Russian accent. You may see her and think she is beautiful, good for you, just try to get past her dad who is also Russian.
Guy: Who’s that cutie over there?
Girl: that’s Kim, you better watch out or she’ll rip your head off
Kim by UwUdick March 5, 2019
You guessed it, the soccer mom. Karen is typically seen taking her son Timothy to baseball practice, making a wedding board on Pinterest and asking “where’s the manager?!”
Store employee: Oh no there’s another Karen...

Karen: Where’s the manager!?
Karen by UwUdick March 5, 2019
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