Urm's definitions

Beekman

To give your ex-wife a Blow Job while she wears a strap on, then take her out to dinner.

Ron went over to Michelle's house and gave her a mind blowing Beekman on her new strap on, then took her to McDonalds.

by URM November 21, 2006

Pizza tits

tits that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza

When she took off her bra, I had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza tits.

by URM November 22, 2006

Dumbshit

A guy.

Guy's are dumbshit's.

This guy is a dumbshit.

by Urm May 18, 2013