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by Urfluff June 21, 2020
Get the DeBill mug.An app where you can rent out cars. The cars are usually either dirty, smelly, or low on gas because of the previous drivers who rented them out. They are located in behind the gates or in a parking lot. Sometimes, have a code panel to enter in. The code is on the app or sent to you your email address. You have to unlock the car with the app. They have bullshit fees like for overnight, under age, and being late to return the vehicle is $50.00.
by Urfluff May 24, 2020
Get the Zipcar mug.A person that tricks and manipulates you into falling for him/her into a relationship or sex. They lie about how they want to have a future with you but they actually don’t only focus on you. Very similar to a Fuckboy or Gold-digger.
Mark: I don’t understand, you keep giving me mixed signals. You said you were going to prove all girls weren’t the same.
Ana: Did you think you had a chance with me? I was just using you for dates.
Mark: Oh I see, but remember this, you’re the player and I’m the coach.
Ana: Did you think you had a chance with me? I was just using you for dates.
Mark: Oh I see, but remember this, you’re the player and I’m the coach.
by Urfluff April 6, 2020
Get the Player mug.Lol, you do prostitution? Why would you pay for sex? That’s like buying fortnite. You can literally get pussy for free!
by Urfluff May 24, 2020
Get the Prostitution mug.A guy who puts dishwashers before bros. He puts all his effort into a lady and he gets nothing in return from her; an acronym for Someone Idolising for Mediocre Pussy.
Nigel: I sent her $5,000 dollars to her webpage, I bought her a car, a house, and I spent my money on her on vacations and we aren’t still even dating yet! I’m going to simp harder by stealing my parents’ credit cards.
by Urfluff May 24, 2020
Get the Simp mug.An app where you can rent out cars. The cars are usually either dirty, smelly, or low on gas because of the previous drivers who rented them out. They are located in behind the gates or in a parking lot. Sometimes, have a code panel to enter in. The code is on the app or sent to you your email address. You have to unlock the car with the app. They have bullshit fees like for overnight, under age, and being late to return the vehicle is $50.00.
by Urfluff May 24, 2020
Get the Zipcar mug.a term that is used for to insult old people who were born between 1946-1964. The term is often used by tweens, teenagers, and people in their early 20’s. They used this term thinking it’s an insult because they’re degenerates who can’t succeed in life. They use this insult because old people complain about how teenagers live easier and have depression for no reason.
Boomer: Back in my day, we worked for survival, moved out of homes, and paid the damn bills. All you teens do these days is smoke marijuana and listen to shitty music
Degenerated Edgy Teen: OK BOOMER!”
Degenerated Edgy Teen: OK BOOMER!”
by Urfluff March 16, 2020
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