Urfluff's definitions

Juul

A device that edgy teens smoke nicotine in school bathrooms where it’s mistaken for a USB.

These damn freshmens can’t resist their juuls for 2 hours!

by Urfluff April 25, 2020

Zipcar

An app where you can rent out cars. The cars are usually either dirty, smelly, or low on gas because of the previous drivers who rented them out. They are located in behind the gates or in a parking lot. Sometimes, have a code panel to enter in. The code is on the app or sent to you your email address. You have to unlock the car with the app. They have bullshit fees like for overnight, under age, and being late to return the vehicle is $50.00.

Let’s go out and rent a car using Zipcar

Friend: BRUH, this car is low on fuel!

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Orphan

A child whose parents aren’t alive anymore.

Student disrupts education in class*
Teacher: Get ready for parent teacher conference tomorrow!
Student: Jokes on you, bitch. I’m an orphan !

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Cashapp

A hoe’s favorite app on her phone.

Guy:Yo she has cashapp in her bio on insta!
His friend: Damn she is selling her pussy 🐱

by Urfluff April 25, 2020

Player

A person that tricks and manipulates you into falling for him/her into a relationship or sex. They lie about how they want to have a future with you but they actually don’t only focus on you. Very similar to a Fuckboy or Gold-digger.

Mark: I don’t understand, you keep giving me mixed signals. You said you were going to prove all girls weren’t the same.
Ana: Did you think you had a chance with me? I was just using you for dates.
Mark: Oh I see, but remember this, you’re the player and I’m the coach.

by Urfluff April 6, 2020

Liberals

Liberals are people with left wing views. They are usually pro abortion, anti guns, they hate Jews, Christians, and Whites. They act like they go for equality. They claim to be anti Nazism however they are pro Palestine. Liberals are very sensitive, don’t ever bring up politics with them online such as Instagram because you’ll be banned in a blink of an eye. They hate it when minorities vote for Republican.

These liberals are abusing their privileges and ruining America!

by Urfluff March 2, 2020

City girl

A city girl is a girl who is considered a degenerate. She is always “shopping“ at malls but she doesn’t buy anything so she strolls around with her friends. When you try to talk to one in person, she will say the same damn excuse like “Oh, I have a boyfriend” even though she is obviously single. When you hit them up on like on Instagram, most of the time, you’ll be ignored or neglected. She has confused thoughts on boys. She doesn’t know the difference between a good guy or bad guy. She is extremely active on Snapchat posting half naked. In her bio on Instagram she claims that God is first. If you are hitting her up and she knows you’re not a junkie badass, she will ask you if you have cashapp. Most of the time, the city girl will lead you on. The only thing that keeps this city girl happy is her fucking iPhone. She wants a real man however her personality is fake as her phone number. She is into guys who are rich and liberal. She thinks she’s out of most guys’ leagues due to her looks with all her damn makeup. Their genitals always feel uncomfortable when you approach them. That’s because they get “Catcalled” or they get so much dick. Or maybe both.

Me approaching city girls

City girl: Take a hint!
City girl 2: I have a boyfriend.”
City girl 3: You’re sexually harassing me because you’re not attractive

by Urfluff February 9, 2020