Urfluff's definitions

UHaul

A moving in truck/van company that you shouldn’t use. They rip you off by charging you how much gas you have left and how many miles you have driven.

Yo bro let’s go rent out a uhaul van

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

City girl

A city girl is a girl who is considered a degenerate. She is always “shopping“ at malls but she doesn’t buy anything so she strolls around with her friends. When you try to talk to one in person, she will say the same damn excuse like “Oh, I have a boyfriend” even though she is obviously single. When you hit them up on like on Instagram, most of the time, you’ll be ignored or neglected. She has confused thoughts on boys. She doesn’t know the difference between a good guy or bad guy. She is extremely active on Snapchat posting half naked. In her bio on Instagram she claims that God is first. If you are hitting her up and she knows you’re not a junkie badass, she will ask you if you have cashapp. Most of the time, the city girl will lead you on. The only thing that keeps this city girl happy is her fucking iPhone. She wants a real man however her personality is fake as her phone number. She is into guys who are rich and liberal. She thinks she’s out of most guys’ leagues due to her looks with all her damn makeup. Their genitals always feel uncomfortable when you approach them. That’s because they get “Catcalled” or they get so much dick. Or maybe both.

Me approaching city girls

City girl: Take a hint!
City girl 2: I have a boyfriend.”
City girl 3: You’re sexually harassing me because you’re not attractive

by Urfluff February 9, 2020

Omegle

An app where you video chat random people around the country or world. Most of the time, you’ll be talking to people who will curse you out or insult you. And usually the girls on the chat will either twerk for you, call you ugly, flirt with you. Most of these girls on the app are like literally 9-15 so be careful.

Boomer: Yeah show me your ass!
14 year old girl: Keeps on twerking*
FBI knocks down the boomer’s door!
FBI: Could you explain what you were doing on this app so called Omegle?
Boomer: What’s this “Omegle”app on my phone that I’m seeing for the first time?

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Juul

A device that edgy teens smoke nicotine in school bathrooms where it’s mistaken for a USB.

These damn freshmens can’t resist their juuls for 2 hours!

by Urfluff April 25, 2020

Liberals

Liberals are people with left wing views. They are usually pro abortion, anti guns, they hate Jews, Christians, and Whites. They act like they go for equality. They claim to be anti Nazism however they are pro Palestine. Liberals are very sensitive, don’t ever bring up politics with them online such as Instagram because you’ll be banned in a blink of an eye. They hate it when minorities vote for Republican.

These liberals are abusing their privileges and ruining America!

by Urfluff March 2, 2020

Mumble Rapper

A mumble rapper is a person considered as a rapper. They are pretty much talentless. They rap about fucking women, doing drugs, showing off their money that they really don’t deserve to earn, and they show their grills (Gold teeth) as they shoot their guns. Their so called songs ruin the generation such as relationships. and they all sound the same. They usually have tattoos on their faces. Not to mention, they mostly die in their early 20’s. You also don’t know what they’re saying. No matter how old you are, if you dislike the songs, you’ll be called a boomer. The people who listen to mumble rappers are pretty much degenerated teenagers who smoke or vape in public like in parks or schools. They either talk hood or Ebonics. They don’t know how to keep their relationships regardless of if it’s a male or female. They believe sex and smoking are everything in life.

Person1. What do you think of mumble rappers?
Person 2. Take the cock outta your mouth and speak clearly, young man. Fuck this mumba bla bla bla bla! Speak clearly and let me hear what the fuck you are saying!

by Urfluff February 8, 2020

Omegle

An app where you video chat random people around the country or world. Most of the time, you’ll be talking to people who will curse you out or insult you. And usually the girls on the chat will either twerk for you, call you ugly, flirt with you. Most of these girls on the app are like literally 9-15 so be careful.

Boomer: Yeah show me your ass!
14 year old girl: Keeps on twerking*
FBI knocks down the boomer’s door!
FBI: Could you explain what you were doing on this app so called Omegle?
Boomer: What’s this “Omegle”app on my phone that I’m seeing for the first time?

by Urfluff May 24, 2020