Urfluff's definitions

Liberals

Liberals are people with left wing views. They are usually pro abortion, anti guns, they hate Jews, Christians, and Whites. They act like they go for equality. They claim to be anti Nazism however they are pro Palestine. Liberals are very sensitive, don’t ever bring up politics with them online such as Instagram because you’ll be banned in a blink of an eye. They hate it when minorities vote for Republican.

These liberals are abusing their privileges and ruining America!

by Urfluff March 2, 2020

Zipcar

An app where you can rent out cars. The cars are usually either dirty, smelly, or low on gas because of the previous drivers who rented them out. They are located in behind the gates or in a parking lot. Sometimes, have a code panel to enter in. The code is on the app or sent to you your email address. You have to unlock the car with the app. They have bullshit fees like for overnight, under age, and being late to return the vehicle is $50.00.

Let’s go out and rent a car using Zipcar

Friend: BRUH, this car is low on fuel!

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

UHaul

A moving in truck/van company that you shouldn’t use. They rip you off by charging you how much gas you have left and how many miles you have driven.

Yo bro let’s go rent out a uhaul van

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Simp

A guy who puts dishwashers before bros. He puts all his effort into a lady and he gets nothing in return from her; an acronym for Someone Idolising for Mediocre Pussy.

Nigel: I sent her $5,000 dollars to her webpage, I bought her a car, a house, and I spent my money on her on vacations and we aren’t still even dating yet! I’m going to simp harder by stealing my parents’ credit cards.

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Player

A person that tricks and manipulates you into falling for him/her into a relationship or sex. They lie about how they want to have a future with you but they actually don’t only focus on you. Very similar to a Fuckboy or Gold-digger.

Mark: I don’t understand, you keep giving me mixed signals. You said you were going to prove all girls weren’t the same.
Ana: Did you think you had a chance with me? I was just using you for dates.
Mark: Oh I see, but remember this, you’re the player and I’m the coach.

by Urfluff April 6, 2020

Hood nigga

The worst type of guy. He is usually a pothead and he can’t speak English properly. All he cares about is coochies. He is more likely to drop out of school to sell marijuana. The hood nigga can’t keep a girl without cheating.

She chose a hood nigga over me and in a month of the relationship, the hood nigga got shot!

by Urfluff May 24, 2020