Orphan

A child whose parents aren’t alive anymore.

Student disrupts education in class*
Teacher: Get ready for parent teacher conference tomorrow!
Student: Jokes on you, bitch. I’m an orphan !

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Cashapp

A hoe’s favorite app on her phone.

Guy:Yo she has cashapp in her bio on insta!
His friend: Damn she is selling her pussy 🐱

by Urfluff April 25, 2020

Hood nigga

The worst type of guy. He is usually a pothead and he can’t speak English properly. All he cares about is coochies. He is more likely to drop out of school to sell marijuana. The hood nigga can’t keep a girl without cheating.

She chose a hood nigga over me and in a month of the relationship, the hood nigga got shot!

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Omegle

An app where you video chat random people around the country or world. Most of the time, you’ll be talking to people who will curse you out or insult you. And usually the girls on the chat will either twerk for you, call you ugly, flirt with you. Most of these girls on the app are like literally 9-15 so be careful.

Boomer: Yeah show me your ass!
14 year old girl: Keeps on twerking*
FBI knocks down the boomer’s door!
FBI: Could you explain what you were doing on this app so called Omegle?
Boomer: What’s this “Omegle”app on my phone that I’m seeing for the first time?

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Juul

A device that edgy teens smoke nicotine in school bathrooms where it’s mistaken for a USB.

These damn freshmens can’t resist their juuls for 2 hours!

by Urfluff April 25, 2020

UHaul

A moving in truck/van company that you shouldn’t use. They rip you off by charging you how much gas you have left and how many miles you have driven.

Yo bro let’s go rent out a uhaul van

by Urfluff May 24, 2020