Pet Sematary

Skateboard bail where the deck whips out at high speed, smacking into someone's (or more humorously your own) ankle / achillies tendon. Derived from the scene in Pet Sematary where the kid is under the bed and slashes Jud's achilles tendon

Gomers standing too close to the pipe are at higher risk of Pet Sematary and/or massive head trauma

by Urby Ambcock December 09, 2008

Arnie Palmer

Skateboard bail causing massive impact trauma to the palms of the hands

ever since that Arnie Palmer on the minipipe last year I wake up at night with my hands in the frozen food section

by Urby Ambcock December 12, 2008

Python

To eat something quickly or without chewing

he just pythoned two plates of spag then passed out on my couch

by Urby Ambcock December 12, 2008

chicken run

doing something last minute, usually the result of disorganization or procrastination

K: Did you finish your assignment?
B: nah, Im gonna pull a chicken run Monday morning

by Urby Ambcock December 09, 2008

zikk

when something is so sick it's actually zikk

That's so sick its zikk

by Urby Ambcock December 12, 2008

goonx egg

Swollen lump from a major goonx, often on the shin or ankle, or on the elbow, where it would more likely be known as a swellbow or chimichanga. The sign of a ripe goonxegg is when you can feel the fluid filled pouch bounce up and down as you walk.

I'm only wearing one sock because the other wouldn't fit over my goonx egg

by Urby Ambcock January 21, 2007

horny creep

Roaming around the town late at night in hopes of picking up girls.

K: we're goin out on a horny creep, u want in?
B: sure, I'll get ma b00ts

by Urby Ambcock December 12, 2008