Urby Ambcock's definitions

Pet Sematary

Skateboard bail where the deck whips out at high speed, smacking into someone's (or more humorously your own) ankle / achillies tendon. Derived from the scene in Pet Sematary where the kid is under the bed and slashes Jud's achilles tendon

Gomers standing too close to the pipe are at higher risk of Pet Sematary and/or massive head trauma

by Urby Ambcock December 9, 2008

Arnie Palmer

Skateboard bail causing massive impact trauma to the palms of the hands

ever since that Arnie Palmer on the minipipe last year I wake up at night with my hands in the frozen food section

by Urby Ambcock December 12, 2008

Goonx

onomatopiea for a skateboarding bail, but can also be called on someone when they fuck up or do something funny. May be necessary to alter the starting letter for extreme variations such as poonx, and even stoonx, but the standard is goonx. Said in a kind of stone plunking into water low to high way. The result of a goonx is often a goonx egg.

Barry hangs up on the manny edge, falling 5 ft into the concrete flatbottom simultaneously shattering arm and shoulder into millions of razor bone fragments.
spectator: "Goonx!"

by Urby Ambcock December 12, 2008

goonx egg

Swollen lump from a major goonx, often on the shin or ankle, or on the elbow, where it would more likely be known as a swellbow or chimichanga. The sign of a ripe goonxegg is when you can feel the fluid filled pouch bounce up and down as you walk.

I'm only wearing one sock because the other wouldn't fit over my goonx egg

by Urby Ambcock January 21, 2007

bungo

Huge, large, ample, a translangeration of humungous

from The Bugged-Out Surfer Necronomes theme song: "catching bungo air on an energy tuber / really ain't that hard to do"

by Urby Ambcock December 12, 2008

l2l

abbreviation of 'look to left' used in extreme geeking situations where you are texting someone who is actually in the room with you.

user1:"Wtf?! where u skypin from?"
user2:"l2l"

by Urby Ambcock December 12, 2008

horny creep

Roaming around the town late at night in hopes of picking up girls.

K: we're goin out on a horny creep, u want in?
B: sure, I'll get ma b00ts

by Urby Ambcock December 12, 2008