cream pie

A phrase used by the adult world to describe a vagina or anus that is soaked with cum, or semen. Pornography thich contains sexual scenes involving cum-drenched vaginas and/or anuses.
Most sites which claim to have creampie porn are either pay-sites, or bullshit sites which sprout gay porn pop-up links.
by urban pervert February 11, 2003
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creampie

same as cream pie.
by urban pervert February 13, 2003
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succubus

A mythical demoness from ancient Scottish legends.
A very attractive female demon who craves sex and must have lots of it because she uses the cum to provide energy for her life-force.

The word "succubus" is derived from the Latin word "succuba", which means prostitute or slut.
She fucked me so good last night, I wonder if she really is a succubus. :^D
by urban pervert February 27, 2003
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stiffy

I plugged her crotch-wound with my stiffy.
by urban pervert April 25, 2003
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cum shot

A slang term used describe male ejaculation of semen from the penis, or female ejaculation of fluid from the vagina. Mostly refers to male ejaculation.
She sucked his dick so good he gave her a massive cum shot down her throat.
by urban pervert February 08, 2003
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naughty schoolgirl

An 18 or 19 year old girl, typically of high school or college age, who is also a part time prostitute. Typically looks hot when she is sucking and/or fucking with her miniskirt on.
I just checked out this Asian schoolgirl site, and that was the best five hours I've had this week. I never knew some ladies could straddle cock with as much grace and flexibility as those naughty schoolgirls.
by urban pervert November 19, 2003
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whip

What naughty girls are punished with.
She moaned with orgasmic glee when I slapped her ass with my whip.
by urban pervert March 27, 2003
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