woodpecker

A hard penis.

I stabbed her a new hole with my Woody Woodpecker.

by urban pervert April 04, 2003

naughty schoolgirl

An 18 or 19 year old girl, typically of high school or college age, who is also a part time prostitute. Typically looks hot when she is sucking and/or fucking with her miniskirt on.

I just checked out this Asian schoolgirl site, and that was the best five hours I've had this week. I never knew some ladies could straddle cock with as much grace and flexibility as those naughty schoolgirls.

by urban pervert November 18, 2003

COMEY

Back stabber.

"Hey dude better not comey me".

by Urban pervert November 21, 2016

stiffy

An erection.

I plugged her crotch-wound with my stiffy.

by urban pervert April 25, 2003

broken dick

The end result of having sex with a militant feminist.

Nathan knew how much feminists hate men when Jane msade a few quick twists of her pelvis while he was deep inside her and gave him a broken dick.

by urban pervert June 24, 2003

creampie

same as cream pie.

by urban pervert February 12, 2003

push up

What you do when you are on top of a woman. A very relaxing excercise indeed.

I did some pushups on Suzanne and she enjoyed the workout too.

by urban pervert August 21, 2003