Urban pervert's definitions

pop the cherry

To break the hymen, or skin barrier covering a woman's vagina, typically with a pointed object such as the penis.

She bled for hours after he popped the cherry with his needle.

by urban pervert April 21, 2003

barmaid

A hot female who works at any place where beer is served. Usually has very big and juicy breasts.

The barmaid 's tits were so warm and soft that I busted a huge load on her chest minutes after sticking my dick between them.

by urban pervert September 28, 2003

slob my knob

Suck my dick. First-person slang for give a blowjob

And slob my knob my girl did, causing me to bust a full load into her mouth.

by urban pervert February 16, 2003

cum shot

A slang term used describe male ejaculation of semen from the penis, or female ejaculation of fluid from the vagina. Mostly refers to male ejaculation.

She sucked his dick so good he gave her a massive cum shot down her throat.

by urban pervert February 8, 2003

dirty bitch

A woman who loves to be fucked in all holes. A bitch who enjoys having sex in every position imaginable, usually with two or more partners.

See whore, slut.

DAMN!!! Your mom really is a dirty bitch. She just invited me over to an all-night gangbang with six other people.

by urban pervert February 26, 2003

bounce

The way a woman's tits jiggle when she moves. :^B

Damn. That babe walking down the street has got to be wearing no bra because she has a really big bounce on every step.

by urban pervert April 29, 2003

lay the pipe

To have sex with someone.

I laid the pipe on that blonde girl last night.

by urban pervert April 29, 2003