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Definitions by Urban pervert

thirsty bitch 

A cock whore. A girl who will suck your dick till blood comes out.
The thirsty bitch crammed two cocks in her mouth and swallowed the cum.
thirsty bitch by urban pervert March 29, 2003
Ready to fuck. Typically applies to girls who just turn 18.
When Helen became ripe on her birthday, she knew what to do.
ripe by urban pervert March 29, 2003
What naughty girls are punished with.
She moaned with orgasmic glee when I slapped her ass with my whip.
whip by urban pervert March 26, 2003

Blonde Pie 

The best pie you'll ever eat.
Blonde Pie by urban pervert March 18, 2003
What naughty girls give instead of kisses.
spanks by urban pervert March 15, 2003
Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

The woman's "time of the month" when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies.

The worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational psycho bitch which froths at the mouth with rage and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.
I'd rather be in Hell than to be around a womsn with PMS.
PMS by urban pervert March 3, 2003

dirty bitch

A woman who loves to be fucked in all holes. A bitch who enjoys having sex in every position imaginable, usually with two or more partners.

See whore, slut.
DAMN!!! Your mom really is a dirty bitch. She just invited me over to an all-night gangbang with six other people.
dirty bitch by urban pervert February 26, 2003