ride

What a girl does when she sits on your dick.
Sally sat on his lap so she could experience the ride.
by urban pervert April 08, 2003
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bounce

The way a woman's tits jiggle when she moves. :^B
Damn. That babe walking down the street has got to be wearing no bra because she has a really big bounce on every step.
by urban pervert April 29, 2003
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PMS

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

The woman's "time of the month" when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies.

The worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational psycho bitch which froths at the mouth with rage and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.
I'd rather be in Hell than to be around a womsn with PMS.
by urban pervert March 04, 2003
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pop the cherry

To break the hymen, or skin barrier covering a woman's vagina, typically with a pointed object such as the penis.
She bled for hours after he popped the cherry with his needle.
by urban pervert April 22, 2003
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woodpecker

by urban pervert April 04, 2003
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Mistress

Spare pussy to have when your wife or girlfriend is either on the rag or just not in the mood to straddle the cock. Traditionally a popular stress reliever in France, which might explain why they rarely wage wars these days.
After my wife tried the old "I have a headache" tactic for avoiding sex, I hopped over to the other side of town where my mistress gladly spread her legs for me.
by urban pervert November 01, 2003
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milcest

When two people from different branches of the military hook up.
Ryan and Diane are a milcest couple.
by Urban pervert February 10, 2018
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