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habbo hotel

Habbo Hotel has finally made it to the next level of being worst than before they now changed the homepage site and habbos now are doing adoption and they are just pixels you have real moms and dads why would you want a mom thats just a habbo what the hell why would you want furni if you already got furni at your house!? Once when you have been adopted you will think its out of hand now and you will want to not have her as a mom cause she has no furni.

habbo baby says Will you be my mommy?
habbo mom says Sure

2weeks later:
habbo Baby says I dont want you to be my mommy!
habbo mom says Why please dont leave me!!
habbo baby says i dont want you cause you dont have a room with furni!.
habbo mom says ok but please dont leave me!!

See what happenes to habbo hotel

by Urban Dictionary July 19, 2006

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what it be

To say hi or start a conversation with another gangsta from your hood in the surburbs of detroit. An all white suburb where no black people live.

What it be dawg
What it be bitch

by Urban Dictionary March 10, 2005

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coffee and cigarettes

The Official Smoker's Daily Breakfast of Champions!!
Coffee and Cigarettes, sure make a STIMULATING BREAKFAST, that for sure Really gets me up in the morning!!!

Right After waking up in morning,
Paul has Coffee and Cigarettes For Breakfast
and nothing else.......
Tony the Smoking Tiger- Doesn't that sound Grrrrreat?!!, ak,ak cough cough!!!!

by Urban Dictionary May 19, 2008

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Filipino

Brown, proud, slick, fast, smart, hard-working, caring, loving and sincere people originating from the Philippines.

Putang inang shiet!!!

by Urban Dictionary June 6, 2005

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Condom

Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron.
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).

Condoms are for pussies!!

-Ima fuck you up!
-well you better use a condom so i dont get pregnant

by Urban Dictionary May 18, 2005

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Hung Cat

A very painful manuver, but worth it in the long run. u need a farely long penis to attempt such a stunt, i dont recommend doing this without a professional. u must tuck ur meat and potatoes through ur bifkin behind to ur ass whence u moon sum1 with ur yak and 2 lemmings showing along with ur chocolate starfish.

while he was drunk, teddy fish came up with the idea to give the cops that where busting the rave a hung cat

by Urban Dictionary June 5, 2003

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