Urban Dictionary 's definitions
The act of flatuating while passing a person or group of people so that they may smell the the gaseous expulsion moments later.
Verb; Did you smell that, I believe he just kernhawged the entire row of people.
noun; Wow what a Kernhawg...he just farted when he walked past us.
noun; Wow what a Kernhawg...he just farted when he walked past us.
by Urban Dictionary February 28, 2006

Rockin Lots Of Ice. Drivin Tight Whips.
Gettin Hoez. Gettin Money. Wearing Fly-ass Gear. Wearin Sweet Kicks.
Gettin Hoez. Gettin Money. Wearing Fly-ass Gear. Wearin Sweet Kicks.
by Urban Dictionary November 8, 2003

The theory that, no matter on what forum, if something mildly controversial comes up, Nazis will eventually be brought up as a counterpoint, and discussed.
"The court ruled that the 4th-grader passing out Jesus fliers was ok."
"I bet they would have ruled differently if she'd been passing out Nazi fliers."
"Yeah, because Jesus and Hitler are totally the same."
"Jeez, the Nazi Theory of Internet really surfaced fast on this one."
"I bet they would have ruled differently if she'd been passing out Nazi fliers."
"Yeah, because Jesus and Hitler are totally the same."
"Jeez, the Nazi Theory of Internet really surfaced fast on this one."
by Urban Dictionary April 10, 2007

by Urban Dictionary March 17, 2004

Griswold, frantic, quickly climbed up his shambled tree-house.
"All they have is Pepsi and water... can we go now?"
"Relax, I brought Griswold. My parents got it online."
"All they have is Pepsi and water... can we go now?"
"Relax, I brought Griswold. My parents got it online."
by Urban Dictionary February 3, 2008

chiquita-meaning slow;retarted;one has no clue what is going on in life;not reluctant;stupid;sustainable idiot
by Urban Dictionary September 2, 2004

when elisha was about to cop a buff from nicole eric cockblocked the shit out of him by taking nicole away
by Urban Dictionary May 16, 2006
