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by Urban Dictionary February 26, 2009
Get the fru fru mug.A severe, temporarily debilitating bowel condition which can have dire consequences for any and all parties involved.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:
1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.
E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.
Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.
There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:
1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.
E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.
Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.
There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess.
2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
by Urban Dictionary June 20, 2006
Get the explosive diarrhea mug.An affiliated yet organized group of washers native to safeway region of mill valley california. The alleged "g spot hitters" love to smoke ciggarettes, drop out of highschool, and pick up on the freshmen girls before the pubes get to them.
tam kid 1: yo fool my mansion is open tonite im tryna have the raw beer pong func. invite all the homies
tam kid 2: even the g spot hitters?
tam kid 1: hell nooo!!
tam kid 2: even the g spot hitters?
tam kid 1: hell nooo!!
by Urban Dictionary January 29, 2010
Get the G spot Hitters mug.Son of Bob Marley. With a great amount of talent, greatly takes after his father. So far only one solo album named "Dragonfly". Also performs with the Melody Makers.
A great singer/song writer and one of my favorites of all time.
A great singer/song writer and one of my favorites of all time.
by Urban Dictionary December 6, 2005
Get the Ziggy Marley mug.The act of flatuating while passing a person or group of people so that they may smell the the gaseous expulsion moments later.
Verb; Did you smell that, I believe he just kernhawged the entire row of people.
noun; Wow what a Kernhawg...he just farted when he walked past us.
noun; Wow what a Kernhawg...he just farted when he walked past us.
by Urban Dictionary February 28, 2006
Get the Kernhawg mug.1.) An American citizen of both German and American descent
2.) An American citizen that can trace his/her heritage back to both Germany and to the colonies of the United States
2.) An American citizen that can trace his/her heritage back to both Germany and to the colonies of the United States
A German-American has both German and American blood. The term German-American, as well as other hyphenations in America, is commonly used to signify an American citizen of German descent. However, according to international standards, this is incorrect. A true German-American is of both German and colonial American descent.
by Urban Dictionary April 5, 2004
Get the German-American mug.This shows that courtesy is not dead. It's a very elegant urban code for, "I DONT CARE" but more accurately,"I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK".
In some communities it means "YEAH, LIKE THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN". So if something actually does happen you can never be called out and say it never happen.
In some communities it means "YEAH, LIKE THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN". So if something actually does happen you can never be called out and say it never happen.
expl.Friend 1. I would like to study computers. There is good money in it and you dont have to work so hard.
Friend 2.You aren't logic minded enough to study computers,"good luck with that"!
Friend 2.You aren't logic minded enough to study computers,"good luck with that"!
by Urban Dictionary November 11, 2006
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