duct tape

The solver of all of lifes problems. It will fix ANYTHING, even your love life.

Much like Google, duct tape is God

by Urban Dictionary August 10, 2006

mandate

a gathering of ONLY men. Activites during mandates include cruising, playing madden, going to wendy's. When one is one a mandate, one must show the mandate symbol. This is done by crossing the middle finger and the ring finger so the hand resembles an "M".
smeazles

Damn that mandate was off the hook

by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2004

rasclot

Rasclot can be an underwear or tissue with which one cleans or whipes the ass or booty. Can be used as an insult or swear word.

Mi wak ina dat room and di hole place a smell rasclot.

Look here rasclot a you mi a tak.

by Urban Dictionary May 28, 2007

Pussy Platter

The act of blatantly offering your vagina to a man for the sole purpose of manipulating him into giving you your sexual desires.

In an email, she described to him all the things that she wanted him to do to her while in bed. She gave him a pussy platter.

by Urban Dictionary January 01, 2008

Jiz

Spurm;Cumshot

Slang for saying u had a cumshot or spurm being relesed from your penis

I jizzed in her eye after I analed her

by Urban Dictionary March 09, 2005

yak and 2 lemmings

see meat and potatoes

i have a yak and 2 lemmings

by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2003

swaziland

funniest named country on earth, personal favorite

the name swaziland promotes laughter and soiling urself

by Urban Dictionary June 02, 2003