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tag heuer

One of the best watches and chrongraphs at a mid-high price range, endorsed by many celebrities such as Brad Pitt, Tiger Woods, Jeff Gordon, Maria Sharapova, Uma Thurman and many more.

The company motto is "Swiss Avant-Garde Since 1860".
A Tag Heuer stopwatch can be seen and heard in the opening of the CBS news program 60 Minutes.
In 1962, Tag Heuer became the first Swiss watchmaker in space, after John Glenn wore one on the first US manned space flight to orbit the earth.
Mark- "Just got my new Tag Heuer Watch yesterday!"
Tim- " Damn, how much did that cost??"
Mark" More than Your used Rolex!"
by Urban Dictionary November 7, 2007
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cock deflector

A cock deflector is a female that is 1)a definite eye sore but also 2)someone that is repulsive in every sense of the word. They cannot maintain conversation or flirt in a manner that is normal. Rather, they try and acquire anything with a cock. Lastly, 3)They are dirty and probably spread STI's. Essentially, cock deflectors make guys (owners of cocks) run in the opposite direction, whenever they approach.
Man, that is bitch needs to get off my ass. What a fuckin cock deflector.
by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2004
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shitware

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.
Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.
by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005
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girla

chicks that hang out with Cangris, or PR followers of reggaeton and dy, etc.
mira esa girla, papo! esta bien buena. me gutaria darle alli y mantenerlo real!
by Urban Dictionary July 12, 2006
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Meat-trap

1. A device used to capture a pug using some form of meat as bait.

2. A vagina

3. A girl with no self respect that commonly uses sex as a devious tool against men.
"Megan is such a meat-trap, she only wants to sleep with you so you will let her rent movies on your netflix."

"Yea, but she's so damn fine, I'd love to get my meat caught in her meat-trap"
by Urban Dictionary April 27, 2008
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Frienemy

A person who you treat and whom treats you as a friend but if they are given a chance would "cut your throat" or get one over on you/put themselves first if it would benifit themselves, or they would gain an advantage over you. Similar to an enemy.
A Frienemy are most female squash players i.e a person who you travel the pro squash circuits, hang aroung with each other, share life stories and rooms but all the time are looking for weaknesses with you to have the edge over you in competition such as spotting your illness/injury are.
You run out of sports drink , your frienemy will not give you a tiny bit of theirs until they have finished thier competition, even though they have more than they need.
by Urban Dictionary April 9, 2008
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Jabroni

universal word. use it netime or newhere
sometimes an insult, sometimes a compliment, u just never can tell, depends on how u use it in a sentance
Jibbs: damnit mike, wut the hell where u thinkin, ur such a jabroni!
Mike: im sorry jibbs, ur a jabroni, u own me
by Urban Dictionary June 16, 2003
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