Xobe

An obscure but very affective means of swatting a flying insect. One uses two chopsticks to grind said flying bug into a hard surface.

Dude Xobe that bug, its starting to piss me off!

by Urban Dictionary May 10, 2003

Wolf

The ancestor of our dog, the carnivorous wolf is also related to animals such as the coyote, fox, and dingo. Wolves are endangered, but humans are beginning to open their eyes to previous mistakes and helping wolves make a comeback. Wolves live in packs with a hierarchy, consisting of the only mating pair, the alpha male and female, followed by the beta pair to take over in case something happens to the alpha(s). The lowest in rankings are the omega. Omegas eat last and can be treated very poorly.
Wolves generally hunts rabbits, deer, elk, and sometimes moose. There has never been a recorded attack on a human by a healthy wolf in North America. Myths with wolves may have arisen when humans in witnessed wolves eating the corpses of other humans, who died of other causes. Upon sight of humans, most wolves will run.
There are many types of wolves, including grey wolves (canis lupus) and red/Mexican wolves (canis rufus).

How's that for helping with your report on wolves?

by Urban Dictionary July 26, 2004

salad muncher

noun. a vegetarian, especially one with strong views about the environment

She hugs trees n that. You know the type; a proper salad muncher

by Urban Dictionary April 23, 2005

monica

the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D

DAMN!!!! look at that sexy monica over there. she is the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D

by Urban Dictionary February 23, 2008

Meat-trap

1. A device used to capture a pug using some form of meat as bait.

2. A vagina

3. A girl with no self respect that commonly uses sex as a devious tool against men.

"Megan is such a meat-trap, she only wants to sleep with you so you will let her rent movies on your netflix."

"Yea, but she's so damn fine, I'd love to get my meat caught in her meat-trap"

by Urban Dictionary April 27, 2008

Jiz

Spurm;Cumshot

Slang for saying u had a cumshot or spurm being relesed from your penis

I jizzed in her eye after I analed her

by Urban Dictionary March 09, 2005

barzotto

Italian slang for a half-hard half-soft penis.

That girl was pretty hot, hot enough to give me a barzotto.

by Urban Dictionary July 02, 2006