friend with benefits

A concept exactly described and labeled "erotic friendship" by Milan Kundera in his classic novel "The Unbearable Lightness of Being", which impressed the literate world back in 1984. That is basically what that book is about: "friend with benefits" vs. "traditional". - And who wins? Well, let's say: both fail, but "traditional" does it with more grace.
I don´t love you, but I like you, I mean, I really like you, I like to have go out with you, I love to have sex with you. You are sort of my friend with benefits.
by Urban Dictionary July 05, 2004
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cock deflector

A cock deflector is a female that is 1)a definite eye sore but also 2)someone that is repulsive in every sense of the word. They cannot maintain conversation or flirt in a manner that is normal. Rather, they try and acquire anything with a cock. Lastly, 3)They are dirty and probably spread STI's. Essentially, cock deflectors make guys (owners of cocks) run in the opposite direction, whenever they approach.
Man, that is bitch needs to get off my ass. What a fuckin cock deflector.
by Urban Dictionary June 04, 2004
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Grandmaphilia

The sexual attraction to elderly women with wrinkled skin and grey pubic hair. Wanting to have sexual acts with an old grandma.
I want to fuck that 90 year old bitch, therefore I have grandmaphilia.
by Urban Dictionary January 10, 2010
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Psyche

To fake someone out. To lead someone on and then to immediately decline an ending.
You: Yo i was with this hot piece of ass last night.
Me: Really? Who was it?
You: Psyche! Like i could get with a hot piece of ass?!
by Urban Dictionary October 11, 2004
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fkr

Shortened variant of fucker. Used by short people and/or nerds worldwide to avoid getting in trouble. Can be said as eff-kay-arr or fucker depending on the situation.

PG version of fucker

School-rated term for when you want to identify your friend's species or call a teacher by his or her occupation
Person 1: You FKR!
Person 2: Who me?
Person 1: Yeh! ^_^

Mrs. Oliver Closof, you're a fkr, that's why you're so cool....

Dude, you're such a fkr!
by Urban Dictionary November 02, 2004
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albo

Referring to an Albanian
If somebody says, "I'm a Albo".
by Urban Dictionary May 05, 2005
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b'otch

yo mama is a b'otch and so is ya daddy
by urban dictionary November 20, 2003
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