Ur Mom's definitions

smacktard

smack= crack
tard= retart

smacktard= retart on crack

omfg!!!! u damn tk'in smacktard.

by ur mom March 30, 2004

baron wasteland

A woman's , well, you know

jesus spent 40 days and 40 nights IN
a baron wasteland

by ur mom December 23, 2003

sketchie

too weird to even talk about
1 word= sketchie situation

eww what a sketchball!

by ur mom May 10, 2003

quyen

very hot girl

quyen is hot

by ur mom December 12, 2003

frigger

a person with an extreme amount of freckles who trys to act black

1. steve saucer is such a frigger
2.matt folkimore only w/ freckles

by ur mom November 11, 2003

Melon Farmer

someone whos rubs the boobs of the female partner....if u catch my drift

Jake, you'r such a god damn melon farmer.

by Ur MOM November 21, 2003

guatmobile

a 1987 ford ranger or any other vehicle that is beat up and owned by a guatemalan or guat. This vehicle is usually packed with illegal immigrants such as guats, cubans, columbians, El Salvadorians, and many other types of wetbacks.

Brian:There goes ron in the guatmobile.
Me:yeah, what a piece of shit. It should be illegal to drive that shit in public.

by ur mom March 2, 2005