Ur Mom's definitions

queef muffin

a vaginal fart that smells like shit!

u fuckin queef muffin!!

by ur mom April 7, 2005

urakhai

a gaint man handling orc, that likes to swing his sword around ur dad

ur mom boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobies

by ur mom July 31, 2004

Gangsta Person

A word of a person who is named michelle

Michelle was a gangsta when u did drive by eggin

by UR mom August 24, 2004

Redneck

1 out of 8 of all yous guys's moms. Some redneck "Ma's" like to hang out at shitty bars full of dirty men of the same class that smell really bad and know not much. They have every recipe on how to prepare squirell and possum.

LeAnn brought home some trashy redneck guy from the Puke'N Piss Pub and introduced him to her sister. Her sister, Josie-Sue, said "Ah jus' got dun cookin......so yall want some frah-ed gourmet possum?"

by Ur Mom September 15, 2004

berson

someone fucking awesome
...in bed.

Is he really a berson?

by ur mom March 7, 2005

hot second

an extended period of time (a long time)

It's been a hot second since I've seen you!

by ur mom May 13, 2005

tiwa

Tiwa, the french kid at Shorecrest Prep's buddhist dad, is actually synonymous with "shit".

Geez, dude! I just took a big tiwa! Don't go in there.

by ur mom March 18, 2005