Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ur Mom

queef muffin

a vaginal fart that smells like shit!

u fuckin queef muffin!!

by ur mom April 7, 2005

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tiwa

Tiwa, the french kid at Shorecrest Prep's buddhist dad, is actually synonymous with "shit".

Geez, dude! I just took a big tiwa! Don't go in there.

by ur mom March 18, 2005

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hot second

an extended period of time (a long time)

It's been a hot second since I've seen you!

by ur mom May 13, 2005

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She also talks soo much and it's soo annoying...hah it funny there are so many people that literally talk behind her back. Her clothes are way too small for her, they do make bigger sizes HUN! lol...shes also kinda chunky... if she spent as much time running as she does putting on makeup then she would prolly weigh like 60 pounds! LOL!!

Her purity ring means NOTHING to her...shes going to hell!!

by Ur Mom February 1, 2005

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metal

1.music where u the singers scream and u cant understand the words
2. the best type of music ever

mayhem,cradle of filth, canniable corpse, behemoth, naglfar

by ur mom May 13, 2005

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guatmobile

a 1987 ford ranger or any other vehicle that is beat up and owned by a guatemalan or guat. This vehicle is usually packed with illegal immigrants such as guats, cubans, columbians, El Salvadorians, and many other types of wetbacks.

Brian:There goes ron in the guatmobile.
Me:yeah, what a piece of shit. It should be illegal to drive that shit in public.

by ur mom March 2, 2005

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