Ur Mom's definitions

queef muffin

a vaginal fart that smells like shit!

u fuckin queef muffin!!

by ur mom April 7, 2005

ViTaMiN E

an unlethal dose of weakness

u cant lift that penny cuz u took vitamin e

by ur mom November 6, 2003

frigger

a person with an extreme amount of freckles who trys to act black

1. steve saucer is such a frigger
2.matt folkimore only w/ freckles

by ur mom November 11, 2003

Melon Farmer

someone whos rubs the boobs of the female partner....if u catch my drift

Jake, you'r such a god damn melon farmer.

by Ur MOM November 21, 2003

Jeebus

Jeebus is a word in place of jesus it works just as well

HOLY ba Jeebus!!!

by ur mom September 24, 2003

trinket

The worst possible thing anyone can ever be.

You are a trinket= You are a motherless shit eating donkey fucker.

by ur mom September 28, 2003

urakhai

a gaint man handling orc, that likes to swing his sword around ur dad

ur mom boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobies

by ur mom July 31, 2004