Ur Mom's definitions

kallyn

She also talks soo much and it's soo annoying...hah it funny there are so many people that literally talk behind her back. Her clothes are way too small for her, they do make bigger sizes HUN! lol...shes also kinda chunky... if she spent as much time running as she does putting on makeup then she would prolly weigh like 60 pounds! LOL!!

Her purity ring means NOTHING to her...shes going to hell!!

by Ur Mom February 1, 2005

metal

1.music where u the singers scream and u cant understand the words
2. the best type of music ever

mayhem,cradle of filth, canniable corpse, behemoth, naglfar

by ur mom May 13, 2005

speeding nigg fag

A person of Afro-American descent, doing 70 in a 25 zone and getting flicked off or shockered by 2 or more white boys, at least one of which being jewish. These people tend to stop and turn around and curse out the white boys shortly after seeing the offensive gestures.

that speeding nigg fag is gonna turn around a pull a nine on us dude! RUN!

by ur mom March 18, 2005

Jeebus

Jeebus is a word in place of jesus it works just as well

HOLY ba Jeebus!!!

by ur mom September 24, 2003

Melon Farmer

someone whos rubs the boobs of the female partner....if u catch my drift

Jake, you'r such a god damn melon farmer.

by Ur MOM November 21, 2003

quyen

very hot girl

quyen is hot

by ur mom December 12, 2003

stag

Australian for a hard on, erection or whatever you want to call it

Oh man that porn gave me the biggest stag

by Ur MOM May 13, 2005