Theftinition

n. - a plagiarized (and in some cases slightly modified) definition of an original slang word.

See lol theory, definition 2, or theftinition, rather.

Dude! That guy who made the theftinition for the lol theory is a punk ass bitch! I'ma shank his ass.

by Up4Ownage January 25, 2010

Pocketful of Sunshine

A pocket full of drugs of some type, typically weed, or some other type, since hippies associate themselves with the sun for some reason.

"Hey Bob, that football captain guy is sooo hot that I get a pocketful of sunshine when I see him."
"what? You get a pocketful of drugs from him?"
"No, he just makes me sooo hot..."
"Where'd you get that definition? From that first definition of pocketful of sunshine that retard made?

by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009

Lemon Filling

n. - Any amount of left over urine on the underside of a toilet seat.

You can avoid leaving a lemon filling by lifting up the toilet seat before you pee.

by Up4Ownage April 17, 2011

Cave Coat

An excessively hairy back to the extent that it resembles that of cavemen back in prehistoric times.

It's so freakin cold here! Good thing I have this cave coat to keep me warm!

by Up4Ownage February 04, 2009

Petits

Very small breasts. Cup size usually A or B.

Girl: Hey, wanna squeeze me?
Guy: Nice petits, but I think I'll go to Hooters instead.

by Up4Ownage March 01, 2010

Burrito Style

How people of Hispanic descent engage in sexual intercourse.

Hey baby, have you ever tried burrito style?

by Up4Ownage March 01, 2010