Up4Ownage's definitions

Petits

Very small breasts. Cup size usually A or B.

Girl: Hey, wanna squeeze me?
Guy: Nice petits, but I think I'll go to Hooters instead.

by Up4Ownage March 1, 2010

Lemon Filling

n. - Any amount of left over urine on the underside of a toilet seat.

You can avoid leaving a lemon filling by lifting up the toilet seat before you pee.

by Up4Ownage April 17, 2011

Theftinition

n. - a plagiarized (and in some cases slightly modified) definition of an original slang word.

See lol theory, definition 2, or theftinition, rather.

Dude! That guy who made the theftinition for the lol theory is a punk ass bitch! I'ma shank his ass.

by Up4Ownage January 25, 2010

Ass Wipe

Ass Wipe can refer to several meanings:

1- The physical action of wiping your ass down

2-A cross between a human carpet, a kiss ass, a suckup, or any combination of the 3.

"That guy's such an ass wipe. He actually gives his teachers boxes of Ass Wipers. He even does the ass wiping!"

by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009

Pocketful of Sunshine

A pocket full of drugs of some type, typically weed, or some other type, since hippies associate themselves with the sun for some reason.

"Hey Bob, that football captain guy is sooo hot that I get a pocketful of sunshine when I see him."
"what? You get a pocketful of drugs from him?"
"No, he just makes me sooo hot..."
"Where'd you get that definition? From that first definition of pocketful of sunshine that retard made?

by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009

Flyspace

n. - the area near and around the fly, the crotch area, where the genitalia are located.

Dude, hands off the flyspace.

by Up4Ownage January 25, 2010