Definitions by Up4Ownage
BitchLink
"BitchLink" can refer to multiple things.
1. A link that leads you to some error page shit saying that you've encountered some kind of FuckUp on your network when really, there isn't. Basically, a link that's being a bitch to you.
2. The error page that a BitchLink(1) may lead you to. It is a redirection to an error page if something goes wrong, or some NetShit causes you problems.
1. A link that leads you to some error page shit saying that you've encountered some kind of FuckUp on your network when really, there isn't. Basically, a link that's being a bitch to you.
2. The error page that a BitchLink(1) may lead you to. It is a redirection to an error page if something goes wrong, or some NetShit causes you problems.
"FUCK! I COULDN'T GET ON MY MYSPACE CAUSE THAT BITCH LINK IT KEEPS SENDING ME TO..."
"Did you disable then enable your connection?"
"Um...DUH! That's why it's called a BitchLink you fuck-head! It's being an unfair snotty little brat who always tries to get guys to-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's skip the nasty stuff here. Maybe you should check in a few days."
"This bitch ain't gonna be easy."
"Did you disable then enable your connection?"
"Um...DUH! That's why it's called a BitchLink you fuck-head! It's being an unfair snotty little brat who always tries to get guys to-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's skip the nasty stuff here. Maybe you should check in a few days."
"This bitch ain't gonna be easy."
Phonestalker
A person who constantly, or frequently calls a person without said person's consent, much to the person's dismay. This could be due to the fact that gas prices are going up, that the person is scared to follow you, that the person MUST use all their minutes so they don't expire, or that your voice on the phone just turns 'em on.
Phonestalker by Up4Ownage February 5, 2009
Cave Coat
An excessively hairy back to the extent that it resembles that of cavemen back in prehistoric times.
Jonas Brothers
A gayband that recently gained fame, mostly through Disney; especially popular with preteen-young adult females(surprisingly). Most girls that are self-proclaimed fans are usually legally insane, mentally retarded, or just a plain Cockhead.
Many disagree that all three are gay, but it's been recently proven that they are. The proof- Joe Jonas broke up with Miley Cyrus after finding out she is a female(legally anyway) and realizing that since Miley is a he, he couldn't have a gay foursome with her and his brothers.
Many disagree that all three are gay, but it's been recently proven that they are. The proof- Joe Jonas broke up with Miley Cyrus after finding out she is a female(legally anyway) and realizing that since Miley is a he, he couldn't have a gay foursome with her and his brothers.
Preteen Girl: Oh my goood! Did you see the Jonas Brothers on Hannah Montana?
Random Male: Hell no, the Gayass brothers suck. So does Ciley Myrus.
Preteen Girl: It's Miley Cyrus.
Random Male: Who gives a damn, they're all gay fucks that Disney dished out for the retards.
Preteen Girl: Whatever. I'm going.
Random Male: Yeah you better go back to the insane asylum or something cause you actually enjoy those Gayass Brothers and that Dingy Wig girl.
Random Male: Hell no, the Gayass brothers suck. So does Ciley Myrus.
Preteen Girl: It's Miley Cyrus.
Random Male: Who gives a damn, they're all gay fucks that Disney dished out for the retards.
Preteen Girl: Whatever. I'm going.
Random Male: Yeah you better go back to the insane asylum or something cause you actually enjoy those Gayass Brothers and that Dingy Wig girl.
Jonas Brothers by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009
Ass Wipe
Ass Wipe can refer to several meanings:
1- The physical action of wiping your ass down
2-A cross between a human carpet, a kiss ass, a suckup, or any combination of the 3.
1- The physical action of wiping your ass down
2-A cross between a human carpet, a kiss ass, a suckup, or any combination of the 3.
Pocketful of Sunshine
A pocket full of drugs of some type, typically weed, or some other type, since hippies associate themselves with the sun for some reason.
"Hey Bob, that football captain guy is sooo hot that I get a pocketful of sunshine when I see him."
"what? You get a pocketful of drugs from him?"
"No, he just makes me sooo hot..."
"Where'd you get that definition? From that first definition of pocketful of sunshine that retard made?
"what? You get a pocketful of drugs from him?"
"No, he just makes me sooo hot..."
"Where'd you get that definition? From that first definition of pocketful of sunshine that retard made?
Pocketful of Sunshine by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009