Turky Salad

A tit wank. A term used when a woman masturbates a man with her breasts.

"Dat bitch frum da club wit' dem big titties gave me a turkey salad last nite yo! A put ma dick between 'em an' bust a nut all over dem titties."

by unknown April 02, 2004

H.L.A

Hot Lesbian Action

"Did you see that H.L.A in Penthouse"

by unknown May 27, 2003

darmonkey

A beast from the dark unknown, it puts chaplip on his hugmongous were-lips every year for 24 days. This chap-lipped behemoth is practically indestructdible unless your arsenal of weaponry contains watermelon or live chickens for him to feast upon.

Were-lips; Huge, hair out of proportion lips from the Congo

by Unknown January 09, 2004

cereal hell

when cereal is exposed to continual lando, and is sat upon by smelly butts of adolescent young men in a musty tent. (See 'lando')

This place is totaled! Major cereal hell!

by unknown June 14, 2003

cozz

a foxy soccer mom

Ms. Cozzolino

by unknown November 18, 2003

KBert

The Most Elite Human On The Planet.

Usage Examples:

My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".
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I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.
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<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.

<person 2> That’s not cool.
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KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?
WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
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I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.

by unknown April 16, 2005

moot

big short and fat and someone who belongs to sea world

tammy needs to stop being such a mooooooooottttttttt! and stop eating all the time. a person who looks like a cow

by unknown June 11, 2006