Unicornication's definitions

Marcus Smart

An act of flopping by a basketball player during the last minute of the game, especially when their opponent have a 1 point lead

Wth? Our opponent have a 1 point lead, I should pull a Marcus Smart

by Unicornication December 13, 2016

73-9

a telephone number that does not ring when receiving calls

I am trying to call 73-9, but there's no ring

by Unicornication July 2, 2016

Closet Bronsexual

An annoying NBA fanboy who secretly loves LeBron James but appears to be a LeBron hater for everyone else on the internet. They're Bronsexuals with retarded midset. Closet Bronsexuals are actively spouting non-sense LeBron stats or any LBJ career lows (from his rookie year up to his 8 point game) in any non-LBJ related topics. These fanboys literally fooled many NBA fans thinking that all LeBron Haters (LBJ fanboys who pretends to be LBJ Haters) are dumb

Notable Closet Bronsexuals

- Henry Rivera (active Closet Bronsexual)

- Jack Horford (Draymond Green dickrider from 2016-2018)

- AJ Walkin (2012-2018)

- Justin Miller (2017-201?)

by Unicornication June 24, 2019

Kevin Durant

to leave your team and join the team you can't beat

I want to win but my team is very weak, I want to Kevin Durant

by Unicornication July 10, 2016

Curry System

it is a basketball playing style where a reigning MVP chokes hard in the playoffs and especially in a championship match. Named after 2015–16 NBA unanimous MVP Stephen Curry, widely known as the biggest choker in Finals History where he and his team (Warriors) chokes hard in the Finals despite having a 3–1 lead

Peter choked last night. He is using Curry System

by Unicornication July 10, 2016

Stephsexual

Anybody who is a huge fan of Stephen Curry or dickriding Stephen Curry. They usually claimed to be a Warriors Fan since Monta Ellis' Tenure with the Warriors. 97% of Warriors Fans today only exist after the Golden State Warriors won the 2015 NBA championship against the Cavs .Most Stephsexuals can't identify all of the Warriors Players except for Stephen Curry

My Stephsexual friend started to rode Stephen Curry again

by Unicornication July 10, 2016

Majoha

Stands for Mariano Gomez, Jose Burgos, and Jacinto Zamora PBB 2022 and Tiktok University version

Majoha priests were executed during the Spanish Era

by Unicornication April 13, 2022