10-1

Derived from the CB '10-code' meaning 'Receiving poorly' but now used among a certain generation to mean anything that's a bit crap.
He said he'd wired up the amplifier properly, but it's all a bit 10-1 if you ask me.
by Uncle Whippity May 09, 2004
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slackjawed

The state of mind a man gets into after shopping for way, way too long. Distractions (for example smoking hot girls working in shops) become objects to fixate upon. Sometimes accompanied by involuntary noises.
not only does she bag he slackjawed lets a 'Whoa!' slip out
by uncle whippity January 14, 2004
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troops massing at the border

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.
Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.
by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008
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gone to shirt

When something has got so bad it's affecting your typing.
This place has recently gone to shirt.
by Uncle Whippity February 17, 2005
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Ka

A distinctively-shaped small car built by Ford. Derided by some, although adored by owners.
"A Book of Verses underneath the Bough,
A red Ford Ka, a Loaf of Bread - and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness -
Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!"
The revised Rubayyat of Omar Khayyam
by Uncle Whippity October 05, 2004
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prude

Something that narrow-minded conservatives always deny they are before trying to ban something.
I'm not a prude, but I don't think that's appropriate.
by uncle whippity January 16, 2004
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holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.
'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty git!'
by Uncle Whippity May 08, 2008
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