Uncle SAM's definitions

laggy

the condition that some noob crys about because he connected to a server half way around the world

generic noob: omg!! wtf is up with this ghey laggy server!!!!

John Doe: stfu noob and find a server closer to u

by uncle sam August 6, 2003

teams

a common term used in online video games when one team has a numerical advantage of atleast two extra playersover the other

when "teams" is called out, players should view the number of players for each team and make them even by switching or spectating

however, if a team has only a one man advantage eg, 8v7....it is not appropriate to call out teams

teams, 11v9

why didnt nobody switch and make em even? gg teams

noob: teams!!!!1
player B: its 7 vs 6, you want us to cut a player in half?

by uncle sam May 15, 2004

femfatal

a male transy who posed in the Urban Terror community as a goth chick using a voice converter, and pics off a goth porn site and bailed out when people found the pictures that he claimed was femfatal. He now engages in consensual sex with members of the Joint Operations community who apparently dig transy goths.

what kind of loser goes through such lengths to pose as a girl? a fag?

by uncle sam December 11, 2004

win joiner

a term used in online games describing a player joins or switches to the side that is winning
this is frowned upon in many gaming communities, especially when it gives the winning side a 2+ player advantage

kick the noob win joiner!

by uncle sam December 29, 2008

neorage

An older neogeo emulator that still kills newer emulators in several aspects.

neogeo is still going

by uncle sam August 7, 2003

wgah

who gives a hell

generic noob #5343: I am teh ghey!!!
John Doe: wgah

by uncle sam October 8, 2003

56k

the medium pathetic llama noobs usually use to bother others in the cyber world

only idiots get aol

by uncle sam August 6, 2003