Definitions by Uncle Joosie
Eva Brawny
Jocelynn was watching the news and saw Melanoma Trump flash by the screen. "oh shit, there goes Eva Brawny again." her roommate Carol chimed in and said "wait, hode up: I thought that was Kim Guilfoyle?" Jocelynn, not missing a beat, retorted "well, Eva Brawny broadly applies to any wife of a male fascist. Casey DeSantis, who is corrupt AF just like Ronald, is the latest one"
Eva Brawny by Uncle Joosie May 20, 2023
#NotADragQueen
Lunatic right-wing assholes' favorite pastime is blaming others for their own shortcomings. Red States are banning Drag Queen Story Hour and conflating drag with being Transgender, which are, of course, not the same. Either way, #NotADragQueen gets to trending on Birdapp when some RW dingus gets arrested for sexually assaulting minors; general sex-trafficking; or any other violent, illegal offense they blame drag queens for.
#NotADragQueen by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2023
Duplishus
Last night, Tamika was flipping channels and saw Miss Lindsey weeping for TFG Drumpf on Fixed Noise. "WHAT the actual fuck was that," she shouted to herself aloud. "Duplishus is not a word and also WHY is he constantly defending that lifelong mobster when, in 2016, he said 'if we elect Trump we'll get creamed as a party, and deserve it'? Lindsey Graham is a disgrace and a coward." Tamika shut off the TV, chucked the remote against the wall and rang her gal pal Carla to go for drinks.
Duplishus by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2023
Arrestmas
Bob was perusing Twitter this morning and stumbled on Arrestmas as a trending topic. In a week when Donald Trump might finally get arrested it will be the holiday of all holidays and we shall leave cookies out for Santa every night prior in the hopes he comes down the chimney with wrist-and-ankle shackles for the Orange Shitstain.
Arrestmas by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2023
Lipstick Thesbian
On a recent episode of Ru Paul's Drag Race Untucked, Anetra complimented Marcia Marcia Marcia on her acting and performance skills. "you're a thesbian... a Lipstick Thesbian!" and just like that, a new play-on-words was born.
Lipstick Thesbian by Uncle Joosie March 5, 2023
Chatty Emily
Lou and Skyler turned on the evening news and ended up shouting at their screen. “why the ACTUAL fuck is this Emily person blabbing to multiple media outlets? #TFG is on-the-hook for felonies and she could be screwing things up. Chatty Emily might ratfuck everything in her 15 minutes”
Chatty Emily by Uncle Joosie February 22, 2023
Portly Pinocchio
New York’s newest congress-critter is habitual liar and tub of goo George Santos, who got sketchy cash and an entire cult of republicans behind him. the Portly Pinocchio will likely not finish his term and instead get extradited to Brazil for prosecution.
Portly Pinocchio by Uncle Joosie January 16, 2023