When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.
Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.
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by Uncle Joosie May 16, 2020
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Racist asshole Donald Trump called Africa a bunch of "shithole countries" so in order to quote him accurately TV news was forced into some beautiful chyron cussing.
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