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Definitions by Uncle Joosie

Bored Journalist Syndrome 

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters
With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.

Syphilis Hands 

actively irritated, red legions on donald trump's meat-digits
When Casino Mobster waved to onlookers outside one of his 600 trials, all of Twitter noticed legions on The Former Guy #TFG hands, which gave birth to "Syphilis Hands" trending and lots of grossed out people who instantly needed eye bleach.
Syphilis Hands by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2024

Casino Mobster 

Who spends nearly $2B to build a shithole casino in New Jersey—along with credible accusations of money laundering—only to have the whole thing go belly up? Casino Mobster does.
Casino Mobster by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2024

Casino Mobster 

trump earned Casino Mobster nickname when he spent billions of dollars, in the freakin' 90s, to build a shithole casino in New Jersey—with tons money-laundering allegations—only to have the whole thing go bankrupt in the end.
Casino Mobster by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024

Projection Erection 

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies
in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house

Stoned Tucker 

Bill Maher, these days pushing anti-vax contrarian nonsense, has morphed into literally any Fixed Noise presenter high on the gonja. "Stoned Tucker Carlson" if you will.
Stoned Tucker by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2024

Pay to Pray 

methodology of any Evangelical church
politicking, false-christian places of worship demand Pay to Pray from parishioner-rubes—and breaking nonprofit tax law while doing it
Pay to Pray by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2023