Uncle Joosie's definitions

Opera Poop

a bowel movement spread out over 2 or 3 intervals—like an opera or play.

early one morning, Timothy took a noticeably low-volume crap, and then flushed and washed his hands. A few minutes later he realized it was an Opera Poop—one that required a second and possibly a third visit to the toilet.

by Uncle Joosie June 27, 2017

Drop a Doocy

when Press Secretary Jen Psaki runs Peter Doocy through the woodchipper

Pete Doocy—Fixed Noise asshole "correspondent" and press-pool troll—asked Jen Psaki if she considered network's christmas tree burning to be a mark on Biden's record. her Drop a Doocy reply: "have you checked Murdoch's whereabouts? probably an inside job. next question"

by Uncle Joosie December 13, 2021

Relaxxinated

vaxxed & relaxed

Carla was excited to have a super-chill maskless drinks party with her gal pals after getting vaccinated. When Suzette arrived at her apartment she was positively joyous. "GIRL. we been cooped up for a damn year and, after getting vaccinated, I'm ready to relax and catch up." Carla replied, equally happy, "honey you're Relaxxinated and ready to go! I got you!"

by Uncle Joosie May 23, 2021

Curvy Couch Tumors

Fox & Friends morning anchors

just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.

by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2019

Dalmatian Shake

silly kid getting out the bath

Travis the 6-year-old finished up bath time and got out. Bob, his dad, said “do the Dalmatian Shake!” and Travis shook off the bath water just like a Dalmatian who just came out of the lake

by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2025

punching the ghost

Jorgeous signature dance move

when Jorgeous was worried about tanking Snatch Game on Ru Paul’s Drag Race she knew a lipsync was coming. “no worries mama. I have my punching the ghost move!”

by Uncle Joosie March 19, 2022

Pulled a Marco

when criminal-GOP politicians tweet performative-bible verses to distract from scandal

Lyle was scrolling Twitter yesterday and saw Kelly Loeffler's "direct hearts to god" bible nonsense and got sick to his stomach. "my god these depraved assholes" he said aloud. "she Pulled a Marco and tweeted bible bullcrap to distract from insider trading and posing with a KKK wizard, I can't."

by Uncle Joosie December 14, 2020