After Carl made fun of Finnegan for being bald he exclaimed "wow I got you good I'm like SO awesome at this" to which Finnegan replied "wow you're like a special breed of Bragging Cunt"
by Uncle Joosie June 24, 2019
Whenever Apartheid Clyde is on a panel or being interview by some right-wing fuckface, he places hands together with fingertips touching like he's "deep in thought" when in actuality he's a nudnik fucking high as a kite on Ketamine and uppers. Unlike Casino Mobster and Resting Vagina Hands, Resting Chud Hands is his way of conveying a false veneer of intellectual contemplation when in actuality he's just dumb as a fucking stump.
by Uncle Joosie March 28, 2025
Kenya brought Cookie Lady to lunch to ambush Tanya about her about the boyfriend's dalliances. "that's some fucked up Shmessy, girl" Cynthia said, which then caused a fight with Kenya.
by Uncle Joosie February 17, 2020
Elmo is super proud of his Samsung Fridge, aka the Nazi Spatula, even though it's so ugly the back-alley dumpster in Paramus didn't want to date one.
by Uncle Joosie October 23, 2024
Travis noticed a lanky guy walking down the street and used his trusty Size Queen Radar to determine that yes that dude was hung like a rhino.
by Uncle Joosie July 02, 2018
Larry finished his deli sandwich and picked up the pickle spear; instead of eating the whole thing he decided to beaver that pickle and gnaw the seeds out
by Uncle Joosie April 29, 2019
"Deza"—or soviet disinformation—is what Trump uses every damn day in an attempt to distract Americans with fucking bullshit so they forget the Russia scandal.
Donald "Cletus" Trump used his most-dramatic Performance Deza when he released audio of his agreeing to pay a hooker named Cherysh through his fixer Michael Cohen—which was to distract from Trump-Russia.
by Uncle Joosie July 25, 2018