15 definitions by Uncle Funkalunkel
A forcefully-ejected wordfart/word , but may sometimes be accompanied by wordbutt gravy/word , which will be wordass vomit/word .
Fool-ass Sucka: Damn, son, what is that stizzench?
Sucka-ass Fool: I ates me some grits this mo'nin' and had me a butt sneeze.
Sucka-ass Fool: I ates me some grits this mo'nin' and had me a butt sneeze.
by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003
The name of some sucka MC named Alex. Very chill guy, extremely smart and willing to learn, and a hell of a lay. Give him some Twizzlers and he's yours for life.
by Uncle Funkalunkel November 14, 2003
When someone comes to your house and farts all over the place. Even one fart can be considered assing it up.
by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003
A queef or quiff, as it is sometimes spelled. It is an expulsion of air made when some dude is punding his meat into some bitch's sloppy puss-hole. Stems from Vagina fART. The experience itself is not terrible, but the word 'vart' is.
When I was fucking your mom, she jumped off my cock and varted in your girlfriend's mouth before your girlfriend started munching her box.
by Uncle Funkalunkel September 29, 2003
When a wordfart/word is misjudged, it can drop some butt gravy onto the tighty whities. Is used to describe the gooey, mucusy ass slop that drips from a distressed bunghole.
Sucka MC: Damn, yo, I think I done shit my pants!
Pitied Fool: Naw, kid. You just dropped some butt gravy.
Pitied Fool: Naw, kid. You just dropped some butt gravy.
by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003
50 Cent owns this little beyotch, and there ain't nothin Louis Farrakhan can say to change that shit.
by Uncle Funkalunkel November 18, 2003
by Uncle Funkalunkel November 13, 2003