Assing it up

The act of going over to someone's house and dropping some serious deuces. Can also be when you go to someone's house and rip a couple.

Damn, Mark is having a party. I'm gonna go to his house and ass it up in that motherfucker.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003

ass clitoris

A nub of flesh on the top of someone's asshole. Pretty fucking gross.

I was fucking your mom in the ass and I tapped her ass clitoris and she squirted diarrhea on me.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 29, 2003

kk and doom

A couple of self-aggrandizing, lowlife, do-nothing shitstains the world could do without. Seriously delusional botards with demagogual complexes.

KK and Doom are the two stupidest wannabe intellectuals to be allowed to breathe.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 09, 2003

scallywag

When your scally becomes agitated and wiggles rigorously.

I was so itchy there I had a scallywag!

by Uncle Funkalunkel November 13, 2003

vaginal blood fart

A menstrual ejection. When a woman is menstruating, and she queefs a blood clot.

I was giving your mom a donkey punch when she popped a vaginal blood fart.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003

Butt Gravy

When a wordfart/word is misjudged, it can drop some butt gravy onto the tighty whities. Is used to describe the gooey, mucusy ass slop that drips from a distressed bunghole.

Sucka MC: Damn, yo, I think I done shit my pants!
Pitied Fool: Naw, kid. You just dropped some butt gravy.

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003

Butt Sneeze

A forcefully-ejected wordfart/word , but may sometimes be accompanied by wordbutt gravy/word , which will be wordass vomit/word .

Fool-ass Sucka: Damn, son, what is that stizzench?
Sucka-ass Fool: I ates me some grits this mo'nin' and had me a butt sneeze.

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003