Uncle Beasley's definitions

treat girlie

Short, attractive female who has at least one noticable eccentrically unique quality about her, which stands out. She is niether fine nor ugly.

Peep that treat girlie with the red hair and the chipped tooth!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

bootleg cab

A junkie with a car, who drives dope boys around fer a kick-down, be it money or dope.

I did a bootleg cab fer "T" yesterday fer a thirty piece.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

dipper

A thin, hollow, glass, tube-shaped device for smoking crack...Sold in Cincinnati with a plastic rose in it, with the "rose" stem through the body of the dipper...As a "flower holder"...I guess...

I'm gonna wait for that dipper to cool down before I put another rock in it.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Glass Blower

An artist who has the equiptment to make things, and can form things from glass (Usually Pyrex glass)...

The glass blower who blew this meth pipe, got skillz.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Ril Nigga

1. Thug-Ass Nigga

2. Nuttin'-Ass Nigga

3. The Reality of Nigga

4. "Tag" used by several, to boast of their "Nigga-ness"

V took a bullet for dis Spot, he cappin' all the way, Disciplinary Action on tha motherfuckers...Ril Niggas Never Die...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

ricemount

Righteous Ammount...A very large quantity of something. Usually said with a Southern drawl.

30 tons?...Yah, that's a ricemount a marijuana.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

hospital surf

Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.

After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006