133 definitions by Uncle Joosie
NBC Nightly News ran a segment about some asshole-teen in North Carolina not wanting to wear a mask at school. "some say masks are good; others say they're bad" the reporter noted. when Brenda heard that she rolled her eyes and said "aww, Jaden has a sad"
by Uncle Joosie December 1, 2021
often referred to on Twitter as #NotYouTulsi, Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard is a Putin fangirl and you can use Not You Tulsi in her mentions when she says something fucking stupid.
by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2022
Clifton was chatting via Hangouts to Paul, his best pal, and they were razzing each other as per usual. Clifton needed fresh, cutting material so he popped over to Google for cunt memes. instead of funny gifs and pics the results returned lots of Errant Beavers and females in repose.
by Uncle Joosie October 6, 2021
Harold asked Google to send a text to Jerome "don't be a cunt, man!"; in its translation Google censored the C word as "C***". "I will not be cunt-silenced!" Harold screamed at his phone
by Uncle Joosie March 1, 2020
An alert popped up on Lauren's phone one morning that she thought was an eggplant; when she opened it Lauren realized she'd just received an very impressive Prime Meat Text from Bezos, Amazon's Founder.
by Uncle Joosie June 20, 2019
Suzie was perusing Twitter and came across Kelly Loeffler's tweet from book of Matthew. "Wait isn't she the insider-trading gal?" she thought to herself. "My god these depraved republicans always do Performative Bible like we don't know they broke the law"
by Uncle Joosie December 28, 2021
An outsized, abnormally gigantic poop taken after a visit to Chicago where all sorts of high-calorie foods were consumed.
During a trip to Chicago, Tim had a cheeseburger platter and chocolate mayonnaise cake at Portillo's; deep-dish pizza at Bartoli’s; and a few hot dogs from street vendors. When he got back home to Connecticut, he sat on the toilet and dropped a gargantuan Chicago Deuce that was so huge it looked like a shipwreck.
by Uncle Joosie February 29, 2016