Unchangeable Bird's definitions

clitanus

a clitanus is the most sensitive part of the anus. It looks like a big bead on the top of the butt lips and is an erogenous zone.

You need for to rub the clitanus if you want to get it in there!

by Unchangeable Bird August 3, 2017

Little Caesars

The short, straight-across bangs that most barbers want to give you.

Went to a new barber and they gave me the Little Caesars even though I said I didn't want short bangs.

by Unchangeable Bird October 1, 2021

enslapment

when you are coerced into slapping someone who insisted they like it only to be accused of having malicious intent

My girl begged me to slap her during sex and then told her dad and he's trying to kill me, another case of enslapment

by Unchangeable Bird March 1, 2023

cuckpit

noun- the chair in a hotel room facing the bed.

The cuckpit is a great place to watch your wife having sex with someone else.

by Unchangeable Bird January 3, 2020

Penis ravioli

n. - another term for condoms

My friend Kevin loves condoms, I opened his cabinet and it was full of boxes of penis ravioli.

by Unchangeable Bird January 27, 2021

Count Frumpula

a large male, gay vampire who dresses poorly but with flare. He lures young boys back to his elegant mansion and spies on them defecating in his golden toilet.

Don't poop anywhere unusual or Count Frumpula may be watching.

by Unchangeable Bird May 7, 2013

jack shack

a secluded cabin or lean-to in the woods for pulling oneself in

The Unabomber spent much of his time in his wooded jack shack hideaway.

by Unchangeable Bird January 25, 2020