enslapment

when you are coerced into slapping someone who insisted they like it only to be accused of having malicious intent

My girl begged me to slap her during sex and then told her dad and he's trying to kill me, another case of enslapment

by Unchangeable Bird March 01, 2023

Little Caesars

The short, straight-across bangs that most barbers want to give you.

Went to a new barber and they gave me the Little Caesars even though I said I didn't want short bangs.

by Unchangeable Bird October 01, 2021

wet dock

noun.- an already moist vagina or anus where a penis, fist, or miniature boat may be inserted or docked.

verb.- to insert a penis, fist, or miniature boat into an already moist vagina or anus.

We took turns putting our boats in her wet dock. We were wet docking on tandem dat night, be peeing on faces too.

by Unchangeable Bird August 22, 2011

Penis ravioli

n. - another term for condoms

My friend Kevin loves condoms, I opened his cabinet and it was full of boxes of penis ravioli.

by Unchangeable Bird January 27, 2021

cuckpit

noun- the chair in a hotel room facing the bed.

The cuckpit is a great place to watch your wife having sex with someone else.

by Unchangeable Bird January 03, 2020

jack shack

a secluded cabin or lean-to in the woods for pulling oneself in

The Unabomber spent much of his time in his wooded jack shack hideaway.

by Unchangeable Bird January 25, 2020

clitanus

a clitanus is the most sensitive part of the anus. It looks like a big bead on the top of the butt lips and is an erogenous zone.

You need for to rub the clitanus if you want to get it in there!

by Unchangeable Bird August 03, 2017