Garfields

Garfields- those panties that only cover the top half of the butt leaving the appearance of Garfields eyes.

Love when women wear those Garfields

by Unchangeable Bird August 27, 2024

cuckpit

noun- the chair in a hotel room facing the bed.

The cuckpit is a great place to watch your wife having sex with someone else.

by Unchangeable Bird January 03, 2020

lumber jake

A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.

Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!

by Unchangeable Bird December 20, 2017

jack shack

a secluded cabin or lean-to in the woods for pulling oneself in

The Unabomber spent much of his time in his wooded jack shack hideaway.

by Unchangeable Bird January 26, 2020

Count Frumpula

a large male, gay vampire who dresses poorly but with flare. He lures young boys back to his elegant mansion and spies on them defecating in his golden toilet.

Don't poop anywhere unusual or Count Frumpula may be watching.

by Unchangeable Bird May 07, 2013

wet dock

noun.- an already moist vagina or anus where a penis, fist, or miniature boat may be inserted or docked.

verb.- to insert a penis, fist, or miniature boat into an already moist vagina or anus.

We took turns putting our boats in her wet dock. We were wet docking on tandem dat night, be peeing on faces too.

by Unchangeable Bird August 17, 2011

Penis ravioli

n. - another term for condoms

My friend Kevin loves condoms, I opened his cabinet and it was full of boxes of penis ravioli.

by Unchangeable Bird January 27, 2021