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Japanese

A great nation that was once a superpower in the world. After their defeat in WW2, they quickly became one of the world best economies, ranking second in the world; US being the first. Now the most highly technologically advanced society.
by unknown September 10, 2003
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Baby Dick

A penis that has the characteristics similar to that of a baby. Often associated with non-cultured people. Also people with no intellect can be found with this problem.
The majority of Americans have baby dicks due to their utter stupidity dealing with our nations issues.
by unknown June 11, 2006
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Redneck

The redneck characteristic list:
(1) Their official sport is Nascar. Nascar races are nothing but redneck conventions.
(2) They lack spelling skills.
(3) They can't pronounce things well, hence their accents.
(4) They find duct tape on a car sexy.
(5) They find great potential in 30-40+ year old cars/trucks.
(6) They haven't the slightest clue what sarcasm is.
(7) They think old license plates and coins are great things to colllect.
(8) Some use "fart" as a swear word. (Example: "fart u!++")
(9) Country music is ALL they listen to. Anything else is just a total blasphemy!
(10) Very few are computer literate. The ones who are tend to replace proper punctuation with numbers and plus signs. (Example: "wat r u doin33+")
(11) Incest is a popular passtime among rednecks.
(12) They severely lack logic and reasoning.
(13) Their favorite color is plaid.
(14) Proudly flies the confederate flag.
(15) If a redneck lives on a civil war battleground, he will think that his house is haunted with civil war ghosts.
(16) Roaches, they're not pests, they're a redneck's best friend.
(17) Some tend to keep old Pepsi bottles of urine.
(18) If by small chance they're computer literate, they'll spend hours on eBay looking at old rusted down cars thinking of how much life it has left.
(19) A redneck using MSN Messenger will spam when he is angry or things don't go his way.
(20) They tend to go head over heals over any girl they think is 'cute'
(21) Some who claim to be "proud rednecks" are no longer proud to be redneck once they discover what incest is.


All of these are real based on this one redneck that I know. I'm not making anything up. Examples of how a redneck would talk through MSN Messenger is below
"fart u"
"i luv nascar+"
"kewl! a new lisence pl8 arived in the mail today!33+"
"talk ffs u633+"
"3...+"
by Unknown March 5, 2005
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Bi-PolarGod

To be the ultimate pimp. A true porn star guru!
Dude, your SO Bi-PolarGod.
by unknown June 11, 2006
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jmmy page

Jimmy page the rocking legend from one of the greatest ever bands 'Led Zepplin'. He played lead guitar for them and some of his greatest hit was blatantly 'Stairway to Heaven'
by Unknown June 11, 2006
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boingdeboing

Its another word for "mr.winky" A.K.A the males favorite organ!
Also see as dick
Omg!!.. that boi has a real small boingdeboing!
by Unknown April 1, 2005
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deeker

deeker is a site with diaper stories.
by unknown April 9, 2005
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