APOCALYPSE

A CATACLYSMIC END TO LOVING AND BEING LOVED. A STATE OF ENDLESS SADNESS BECAUSE OF A COMPLETE END OF A SPECIAL AND INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE. A COMPLETE AND HOPELESS END TO LOVING AND BEING LOVED
A MIDDLE AGED MAN HAD A **CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE** WHEN HE LOST **THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON** IN HIS LIFE
by Umbilicus September 20, 2023
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LOVE OCOLYPSE

THE COMPLETE, HORRIBLE AND UTTER DESTRUCTION OF ONE'S LOVE LIFE
A MAN HAS SUFFERED A COMPLETE AND IRREVERSIBLE **LOVE OCOLYPSE** FROM WHICH HE WILL NEVER RECOVER
by Umbilicus May 22, 2023
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CRY-ARRHEA

TEARS PROFUSELY FLOWING FROM YOUR EYES AFTER AN UNEXPECTED BREAKUP BETWEEN A COUPLE
JOHN DOE HAD **SEVERE CRY-ARRHEA** AFTER HIS SIGNIFICANT OTHER BROKE UP WITH HIM
by Umbilicus June 01, 2023
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SEVERE CRY-ARRHEA

ENDLESS FLOOD OF TEARS AND SEVERE EMOTIONAL UPSET AFTER AN UNEXPECTED END OF A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE.
Joe had "severe cry-arrhea" after his significant other dumped him for another person
by Umbilicus July 21, 2023
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HEARTBREAKOLYPSE

The catastrophic and painful end to a beautiful and nurturing relationship between gay and straight couples
HE SUFFERED A **HEARTBREAKOLYPSE** THAT HE WILL FIND IT EXTREMELY HARD TO RECOVER FROM
by Umbilicus December 03, 2022
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Broderboat

When someone is holding two dicks beside their mouth and alternating their lips backs and forth on the dicks resulting in a “der-der-der-der-der-der-der” sound.

Not to be confused with Broterboat, which is when someone’s face is being slapped by two dicks simultaneously or in an alternating pattern.
Sharon loves to broderboat Tyrone and Maurice.
by Umbilicus June 15, 2021
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Broterboat

When someone’s face is being slapped by two dicks simultaneously or in an alternating pattern. Not to be confused with Broderboat. Broderboat instead is where someone is holding two dicks beside their mouth and alternating their lips backs and forth on the dicks resulting in a “der-der-der-der-der-der-der” sound.
Maurice and Tyrone broterboated Sharon last night.
by Umbilicus June 15, 2021
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