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Can be used in one of two ways:
1. To describe how lame something is
2. To describe how cool something is
Person 1: "Man, this party is just straight aged."

Person 2: "dude what the fuck are you talking about"
Aged by r/kms July 1, 2018
having being brought to maturity or a state fit for use.

one associated with a dominant personality, influence, characteristic
Aged wines and cheeses. Individuals that are alive and full of experiences.
aged by John3 September 26, 2006

aged like fine wine 

something that has aged quite well, just like how wine tastes better as it ages
"That comment aged like fine wine".

Aged Hoe 

(noun)

1) An older woman who dresses like a skankwad and prefers to steal men she knows are in relationships, esp. with women younger than themselves.

2) A woman too old to be trawling for younger men (usually because she has one at home called: her son) and way to evil and skanky to be a cougar.

3) A nasty, white-trash, older woman who aspires to being a Cougar or sugarmama but is too uneducated and pathetic.
My boyfriend left me for that Aged Hoe because the slut whore has her mortgage paid off and an empty room because her kid moved out. She is old enough to be my mother and fugly enough to stop a train. Damned saggy titted Walmart greater!
Aged Hoe by goddedd95 October 25, 2010
Making a character older than what they really are
“ isn’t his cannon age 19? “
“ yes but he’s aged up so he can fit in my story “
aged up by Notreadytogrowup August 8, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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