UltimateDoge's definitions

2021

Basically 2020 vol 2.

Nasty new year everybody! 2021 is here and guess what? Covid is still here surprise surprise.

by UltimateDoge March 24, 2021

Life Insurance

The reason why people kill their spouses

Life Insurance

by UltimateDoge November 11, 2022

Pooperman

A shirt that Rosalina from SML got Jeffy to encourage him to poop in the toilet like a big boy, but instead it ended up being counter-productive as it encouraged Jeffy to poop in his pants instead.

Jeffy:Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun! Pooperman is here to save the day! *strains and poops himself* I done it daddy, I pooped.

Mario: Yes Jeffy, you saved the day, you poop in your pants instead of the toilet like a big boy, yep you saved the day, yep.

Jeffy: Starts digging in his butt.

by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021

Vladimir Putin

A man who declared war with Ukraine and uses "I have cancer" as an excuse to justify his actions.

Vladimir Putin uses the idea that he's on the brink of death as an excuse to invade Ukraine, yet thousands of innocent Ukrainians have been killed as a result of his actions.....

by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022

Lifelover

Depressive Swedish Black Metal Band with haunting riffs. Most of their songs are relatively simple and fun to play on guitar.

Pulver is the best Lifelover album and Ms/Salmonella is the best song by Lifeliver

by UltimateDoge November 18, 2023

KFC

Drugs for black people.

Tyrone: Yo this KFC chicken do be gettin me fuckin high fo

Luis: Fo Shizzle my Nizzle

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

Wikipedia

A source as reliable as the urban dictionary.

Student: Miss, I've finished my portfolio
Teacher: Where did you get your sources to gather all this information?
Student: Wikipedia
Teacher: Stamps an F-
Student: Oh man! 😞

by UltimateDoge July 10, 2021