UltimateDoge's definitions

Fix

To repair something.

I had to go to the garage to fix my Range Rover, but apparently the damage is irreparable, so that's a shame

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2022

Snowflake

A bunch of adult babies who get offended by the slightest thing, usually at a joke or a meme. Essentially, these type of people are the individuals that struggle to fit in and as a result, they have no friends. I think the reason they have no friends is because people are tired of even talking to then as it is like walking on eggshells. They can distort something one says into a totally different thing to fit their own narrative.

Not a snowflake: "What do you call a black person in a red car?"
Snowflake: "Nope, I don't want to hear it:
Not a snowflake:

Not a snowflake:"Maltesers"
Snowflake: "YOU RACIST, BIGOTED FUCKING CONSERVOCUCK BASTARD WITH A SMALL PENIS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME AND I'M A WHITE CIS GIRL!

by UltimateDoge July 20, 2021

Weezer

Proof that nerds can also be rockstars

Weezer is proof that if you were bullied at school, that you can still aim high.

by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022

Democracy

Something the Urban Dictionary doesn't believe in because instead of letting urbdic users upvote or downvote a definition, they have this friend called the Algorithm. He is a mythical genie who decides what goes viral and what doesn't. Unfortunately, he/she/they/them/him/her/ will choose whether something has more likes than dislikes or has more dislikes than likes rather than people on urban dictionary to decide for themselves.

Urban dictionary needs to put Algorithm in retirement and impose a democracy so the urbdic community can decide which definition is good and which definition is bad.

by UltimateDoge September 2, 2021

Sonic 3D blast

Fake ass 3D sonic game created for the Sega Genesis/Mega drive and the Sega Saturn. The animation is poor, the physics are poor and Sonic can't even run fast. If you want to play a real 3D sonic game, then play Sonic Adventure.

Person 1: Wanna play sonic 3d blast?

Person 2: No, I'm not playing that fake wannabe 3d sonic game.

Person 1: Ok......

by UltimateDoge June 27, 2021

Hispanic

Not a race! Hispanics are individuals or migrants of spanish speaking countries or people who were raised among spanish cultures. You may refer to hispanic as people from Mexico, Columbia or Puerto Rico. I see why people get confused as many Mexicans have brown skin, but the only reason is because many Mexicans are mixed with Native American and Spanish which is the result of colonialism in the Americans over 400 years ago, so obviously interracial couples (Native American and Iberian) had children which causes Hispanics to have such a distinctive genetic makeup. However, Hispanics can be of be of any race. They can be Asian, black, white, Native and Arab.

Hispanics are not a race; they're an ethnicity! (Except in American government logic).

by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021

Super Gay

A man who isn't attracted to trans men or a woman who isn't attracted to trans women.

I'm Rodney and I'm only attracted to cisgender men, therefore I'm Super Gay!

by UltimateDoge January 5, 2022