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Definitions by UltimateDoge

"Honey I want a baby"

"In that case, I will inject you with some of my baby gravy aka cum with my dong, so that we can have one".
Cum by UltimateDoge March 17, 2021

Fearmongering

General response used by conspiracy theorists to deny that covid is a major issue.
Intelligent person: Wear a mask, social distance and protect your grannies and grandads. Covid is a serious disease killing many people worldwide, especially older people, however there have been reported cases of babies, children and teenagers teenagers dying of the virus.

Conspiracy theorist: FEARMONGERING!
Fearmongering by UltimateDoge March 17, 2021

Type 1 diabetes 

Basically where your pancreas commit suicide and kill you
Type 1 diabetes means your pancreas quit their job.
Type 1 diabetes by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021
What teenage boys in the middle of puberty and lonely old men jerk off to because they haven't actually spoke to a girl in their lives, or even lost their virginity, so they resort to jerking off to some cringey anime porn.
Fapanese people are cringey and lonely losers
Fapanese by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021
You can't die if you haven't lived a life.
Life by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021

Unnatural 

"My god those are such big boobies I wanna squeeze em"

"Oh, they are rock solid, those are just fake, artificial booby implants. How unnatural"
Unnatural by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021

Anti vaxxer 

Anti vaxxers are dumb middle aged Karen's who will kill their own children becuase they will die of either polio, measles, meningitis, tetanus etc because they didn't play their role as a parent to protect them and will be crying "WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TI THE EXPERTS; WHYYYYYYYY????!!!!!!" 😭😭😭. Then they will end up blaming their anti vax best friend who spilled out their ill informed premise to them.
Anti vaxxer by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021