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Biology is life.
Biology by UltimateDoge August 31, 2021

Louis Armstrong 

A man who has been arrested due to sitting beside a white woman on the bus under Jim Crow laws and had had guns pulled out on him so he could play jazz for people, yet he still lived to be the most happy and jolly bloke until his death.

RIP Louis Armstrong 1901-1971 😇💙
Despite the hurdles Louis Armstrong has went jumped, he even sang about the wonderful aspects of the world.

See: What a wonderful world
Louis Armstrong by UltimateDoge August 30, 2021

Afghanistan

A country that has practically been colonized by an Islamic terrorist group called the Talibans.
The Talibans have captured the 5 following large cities in Afghanistan:

1. Kabul (Capital city)
2.Herat
3.Kandahar
4.Mazar-i-Sharif
5.Lashkar Gah
Afghanistan by UltimateDoge August 29, 2021

12 monkeys 

A Sci fi movie starring Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt where a guy called James Cole travels from 2035 to 1996, but originally got sent to the wrong year (1990) He wanted to travel back to 1996 to see if the 12 monkeys army are responsible for releasing a virus which killed tens and thousands of people. Unfortunately he was very much mistaken. James Cole found the real source of the virus towards the end of the movie which was some scientist guy. He tried shooting him, but unfortunately he got shot by the security at the airport before he got the chance to shoot him. James Cole had dreams of him being at the airport as a young child and that's the exact airport James Cole got shot at. Because he was teleported to the year his dreams were set at, young James Cole witnessed his adult self getting shot.
12 Monkeys is a good movie and relatively easy to understand. It may be a mindful when you first watch it, but it is really easy to understand once you've watched it a couple of times.
12 monkeys by UltimateDoge August 26, 2021

Downvote 

When Urban Dictionary makes an attempt at humour by putting more fake downvotes to make it seem as though there are more downvotes for the definition of this word than upvotes.
Don't dislike my downvote definition please Urban Dictionary! I'll give you $1,000,000
Downvote by UltimateDoge August 25, 2021
The IQ score of the 45th U.S president.
Donald Trump has an IQ score of one.
One by UltimateDoge August 23, 2021

Saudi Arabia 

The world's largest petrol station
Person 1: Shit! My Car is out of gas!

Person 2: I hear there is a large petrol station called Saudi Arabia. Perhaps we could invest on some oil and that will be us set for life.

Person 1: Yeah, good idea let's do this!
Saudi Arabia by UltimateDoge August 22, 2021