UltimateDoge's definitions

Joe Biden

See retard

Joe Biden is a dementia ridden butt sniffer.

by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021

Downvote

When Urban Dictionary makes an attempt at humour by putting more fake downvotes to make it seem as though there are more downvotes for the definition of this word than upvotes.

Don't dislike my downvote definition please Urban Dictionary! I'll give you $1,000,000

by UltimateDoge August 25, 2021

Liz Truss

Someone who promises to make a difference to the UK, but fucks off the next day.

Liz Truss has resigned.

by UltimateDoge October 20, 2022

Car Insurance

Paying tax for your car

I just crashed my car, oh well good job I paid my car insurance when I wasn't skint because I wouldn't be able to pay for the damages now

by UltimateDoge November 11, 2022

Vaxhole

Someone who got vaccinated in their asshole, dickhole/vaginahole

I got vaccinated in my asshole and my dickhole and it stings. I guess that makes me a vaxhole.

by UltimateDoge April 25, 2021

Tory Party

Dope smoking yuppies who are increasing the gas and electric bills by 25% every 3 months, then the working class struggle to pay other bills such as their rent and taxes.

The Tory Party are greedy gits nicking all our fucking money for their own personal gain. Typical conservatives.

by UltimateDoge September 5, 2022

Sex

Sex is a sensation
Caused by a temptation
Where a guy sticks his location
Up the girl's location
To increase the population
Of the next generation
Did you get my demonstration?
Or do you need an explanation? 😏

Did you know having sex makes you feel as happy as winning £1000,000?

by UltimateDoge February 24, 2021