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Definitions by UltimateDoge

Cutting onions 

A banal term people on the Internet use to express that they are emotionally touched or are genuinely using the term as a pathetic attempt to hide the fact that they are crying.
Titanic finishes:

No one:
That one guy in the movies: Cries* Who's cutting onions?
Me: Facepalms 🤦🏻 ♂️
Something people do when they are mentally drained due to negotiate a tough situation. In summary, they've been strong for too long. Kinds like how when you're lifting weights, you stop at a certain amount of reps to take a break because you've used your strength for too long or too much.
"People cry, not because they are weak. It is because they've been strong for too long"- Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp would suit the role of God in Hollywood movies due to the brain capacity he has to preach some sagacious words of wisdom
#teamjohnny.
Cry by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022
Shitty music station on the telly which plays cancerous modern pop music.
abcdefu plays

Me: Ffs MTV is at it again with their shitty pop music, play some real music like heavy metal or some rave music you bunch of poofties.
MTV by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022
Any gender outside of the binary.
You are either a cis male, cis female, trans woman or a trans man. In summary, you are either a male or femalem You can't just claim you are some other gender which doesn't exist because that's like saying that I identify as a dragon (a mythical creature), even though in reality I'm a human. Non-Binary or any other gender which falls under that umbrella is a myth.
Myth by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022

Unconscious bias 

It's not real. You can't treat anyone differently based on their ethnicity, gender or sexual orientation without knowing. People know exactly what they're doing. The notion that unconscious bias exists contradicts the fact that people aren't taught racism when racism is a taught thing.
Wet dreams black people have.
"Yo my nigga, I had a wet dream last night where I married a piece of fried chicken. I woke up in the morning with cum in my pants"
Chicken by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022
noun: Derogatory

An insult used to compare naive and plient individuals to sheep who follow the the rest of the flock. Unfortunately this term has been abused by conspiracy trolls when their opponent in a debate retaliates with evidence that the conspiracy theorist themself is unable to refute with a credible source of their own as they tend to gather evidence which aligns with their biases (confirmation bias).
NASA's a lie, Covid-19 isn't real!,The Earth is flat! Science is a hoax! Wake up sheeple!
Sheeple by UltimateDoge May 30, 2022