Illusory pattern perception

The propensity to see casual relations where there may not be any. A common phenomenon among conspiracy theorists when they try piece up information which confirm their biases.
by UltimateDoge August 21, 2021
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Sex

Sex is a sensation
Caused by a temptation
Where a guy sticks his location
Up the girl's location
To increase the population
Of the next generation
Did you get my demonstration?
Or do you need an explanation? 😏
Did you know having sex makes you feel as happy as winning £1000,000?
by UltimateDoge February 24, 2021
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Vaxhole

Someone who got vaccinated in their asshole, dickhole/vaginahole
I got vaccinated in my asshole and my dickhole and it stings. I guess that makes me a vaxhole.
by UltimateDoge April 25, 2021
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Tory Party

Dope smoking yuppies who are increasing the gas and electric bills by 25% every 3 months, then the working class struggle to pay other bills such as their rent and taxes.
The Tory Party are greedy gits nicking all our fucking money for their own personal gain. Typical conservatives.
by UltimateDoge September 05, 2022
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Unholy Confessions

Out of all of Avenged Sevenfold's songs which are mostly complex to play on guitar, Unholy Confessions Is probably the most beginner friendly song by A7X to play on guitar. It's also a pretty good song and very Metalcore-ish
by UltimateDoge November 18, 2023
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Clusterfuck

Vulgar slang term used to refer to a situation which has been undertaken poorly and mishandled.
Boris Johnson's way of handling the pandemic has been one massive clusterfuck, and again he's contributed to the UK falling in shit tons of debt due to having to borrow money from other countries to give benefits to those on furlough. This wouldn't have happened if he had enforced a strict lockdown like New Zealand. New Zealand has made it out the worst of the pandemic with a low covid death toll and stable economic welfare! Funny that innit?!
by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022
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Four Slice Toaster

I'm a Four Slice Toaster, not a Human! Check your food privilege and use my pronouns correctly!
by UltimateDoge November 25, 2022
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