Urban Dictionary: Definitions by UltimateDoge

Toilet Paper

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.

Toilet Paper by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022

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Urban dick

Someone who feels the need to make every urban dictionary definition sexual.

Normal person defining the word "Dog"- A dog is a cute and fluffy domesticated animal exhibiting some adorable characteristics such as licking or cuddling you as a way of manifesting affection.

An Urban Dick defining the word "Dog"- When a guy sucks another guy's dick and eats it for his fucking breakfast.

Urban dick by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022

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Pokémon GO

The idea of the game was to catch Pokémon as you do, but do it in the lovely world of the outdoors and still be in the virtual world at the same time, yet obesity rates have skyrocketed substantially since 2016 in the west.

You can't just lose weight and get fitter by walking about and playing Pokémon GO alone. You need to limit your calorie intake and consume calories from healthy sources of protein, carbs and healthy fats rather than eating like a stray dog by guzzling shit tons of empty calories after your walk.

Pokémon GO by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022

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Blepharitis

A condition caused by too much bacteria present on the base of the eyelashes, which leads to inflammation of the eyelid causing the eyelid to turn red, swell up, crust and bleed.

I wouldn't wish Blepharitis on my worst enemy.

Blepharitis by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022