Blepharitis 

A condition caused by too much bacteria present on the base of the eyelashes, which leads to inflammation of the eyelid causing the eyelid to turn red, swell up, crust and bleed.

I wouldn't wish Blepharitis on my worst enemy.

Blepharitis by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022

Blazing Blepharitis 

A medical condition that presents with a burning inflammation of the eyelid. Known causes are from performing cunnilingus on a girl with an infection and getting it in your eye.

Guy 1: Hey man what happened to your eye?
Guy 2: I should have known better than going down on my girl while she was making sour dough. Now i got a bad case of Blazing Blepharitis

Blazing Blepharitis by nikoshabadaz March 9, 2017