Definitions by Ugly dirtbag
Down Universally
Down Universally is the ultimate version of being down bad. Being down universally is so low that it should only ever be used once in human lifetime. To say someone is down universally means that there is not one living being in this reality that the person in question wouldn't pursue. Being down universally is so indescribable that those who have reached such heights likely never lived to tell the story to others.
It is a category 4 of being down bad, not to be mistaken with category 2 down horrendous, and category 3 down cataclysmic
It is a category 4 of being down bad, not to be mistaken with category 2 down horrendous, and category 3 down cataclysmic
"What happened to John? I haven't seen him since Freshman year of college."
"That's right. He was erased from existence because he was down universally during the winter formal."
"Wait... who were we talking about?"
"Honestly I don't even remember."
"That's right. He was erased from existence because he was down universally during the winter formal."
"Wait... who were we talking about?"
"Honestly I don't even remember."
Down Universally by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
Down Cataclysmic
A category 3 level of being down bad, being down cataclysmic can only be used to describe someone willing to go so low that one would have to otherwise be insane to commit such acts. Down Cataclysmic is so bad that one does not even need to respond with a sentence, they can just say "Down cataclysmic".
Similar to down horrendous and down bad, but much much worse.
Similar to down horrendous and down bad, but much much worse.
"I took an 8 hour plane ride and $140 dollar Uber to see her, but she was busy that day, so I jerked off to her Bitmoji in the public bathroom and then went home."
"Down Cataclysmic.
"Down Cataclysmic.
Down Cataclysmic by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
Down Horrendous
Down horrendous is an even worse version of down bad, a term typically used to describe someone who is desperately horny. Down horrendous should only be used when down bad cannot accurately describe how desperate somebody is.
Down Horrendous by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
Dudette
The female version of Dude. Normally a relatively cool girl who can chill with the boys and play some drinking games. Typically used in improvised speech after a frat boy addresses a group of people with "Dudes", realizes that females are in the premises, and acknowledges them by adding " and Dudettes"
Not to be confused with Brodette, which is similar to Dudette, but likely to be less attractive.
Not to be confused with Brodette, which is similar to Dudette, but likely to be less attractive.
Dudette by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021
Brodette
The female version of bro, someone who is chill and good friends with you. A way for guys to convey to a girl that she is "one of the boys" without use of "the boys". Often times a girl who all the boys love to chill with but would never date.
Some guys will incorrectly call a girl they are attracted to a Brodette, in order to pretend they are in it just for the friendship.
Some guys will incorrectly call a girl they are attracted to a Brodette, in order to pretend they are in it just for the friendship.
Brodette by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021
Square
Word used to describe someone who had their growth spurt in middle school and was the tallest, only to become one of the shortest people in Highschool. Squares overcompensate for their rapid decline in height rankings by going through a gym phase, bulking up and hence looking like squares.
"Hey do you know what happened to Christian?"
"He hasn't grown since 6th grade, he gyms now."
"Ah I remember, he was the tallest guy in our grade back then. What a square"
"He hasn't grown since 6th grade, he gyms now."
"Ah I remember, he was the tallest guy in our grade back then. What a square"
Square by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021